Scotland the Brave

[Carp]

We have plenty up here mate,esp fastlane and not too keen on that,as it is open for a target and i stay not too far away from it if you want our as well you can have them

[fishtank]

We have nuclear weapons................and you have?

Them.
Where do you think they are kept DV?

[dvbuk55]

We have nuclear weapons................and you have?

Them.
Where do you think they are kept DV?

Just so you know ft, I am a believer in freedom for the Scots

[Carp]

Oh and can use your own nuclear dumping sites instead off humping them up too us

[fishtank]

Oh and can use your own nuclear dumping sites instead off humping them up too us

To be fair we gave them Gordon Ramsay...and we don't want him back.

[Carp]

How the feck no... like then again we also gave the Gordon Brown

[NWpostie]

Declaration of Abroath 2012 amended version

".for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for Dole, nor devolution, nor Wee Eck that we are fighting, but for more Buckfast and deep fried mars bar – for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

That must be Rab C Nesbitt - priceless

I ad libbed

[Lounge Lizard]

Heres' point as i swore under oath for queen and Country,will i get dragged back in the army careers office and swear too Salmond and oath ?
Seiously though,the Argentines are threating too take over the Falklands again,more so with the oil.So if independence was declared would that mean Scotland would have too battle them with England for the oil rights etc...?

It's oft been said that the Falklands are very similar to many a Scottish island and that it would have been much cheaper thirty years ago to move the 3140 islanders to an equally bleak Caledonian island with lots of sheep, they'd hardly notice the difference, than to mount an extensive military operation there. except that (a) Thatcher knew it would get her another term in office and (b) if there's big oil reserves in Falklands waters then it may well have been in our interests to defend them against those nasty Argies.

[dvbuk55]

Heres' point as i swore under oath for queen and Country,will i get dragged back in the army careers office and swear too Salmond and oath ?
Seiously though,the Argentines are threating too take over the Falklands again,more so with the oil.So if independence was declared would that mean Scotland would have too battle them with England for the oil rights etc...?

It's oft been said that the Falklands are very similar to many a Scottish island and that it would have been much cheaper thirty years ago to move the 3140 islanders to an equally bleak Caledonian island with lots of sheep, they'd hardly notice the difference, than to mount an extensive military operation there. except that (a) Thatcher knew it would get her another term in office and (b) if there's big oil reserves in Falklands waters then it may well have been in our interests to defend them against those nasty Argies.

Just as a matter of interest LL, what exactly is your fascination with sheep.........you don't have welsh ancestry by any chance

[clashcityrocker]

It's oft been said that the Falklands are very similar to many a Scottish island and that it would have been much cheaper thirty years ago to move the 3140 islanders to an equally bleak Caledonian island with lots of sheep, they'd hardly notice the difference

Unfortunately most bleak Caledonian islands are now being used to rehouse Glasgow's heroin addicts.
There are rumours that Port Glasgow is to be renamed Port Methadone.

[fishtank]

Unfortunately most bleak Caledonian islands are now being used to rehouse Glasgow's heroin addicts.

I thought that was why they built Cumbernauld and East Kilbride.
Don't tell me they're full already.

[Lounge Lizard]

Heres' point as i swore under oath for queen and Country,will i get dragged back in the army careers office and swear too Salmond and oath ?
Seiously though,the Argentines are threating too take over the Falklands again,more so with the oil.So if independence was declared would that mean Scotland would have too battle them with England for the oil rights etc...?

It's oft been said that the Falklands are very similar to many a Scottish island and that it would have been much cheaper thirty years ago to move the 3140 islanders to an equally bleak Caledonian island with lots of sheep, they'd hardly notice the difference, than to mount an extensive military operation there. except that (a) Thatcher knew it would get her another term in office and (b) if there's big oil reserves in Falklands waters then it may well have been in our interests to defend them against those nasty Argies.

Just as a matter of interest LL, what exactly is your fascination with sheep.........you don't have welsh ancestry by any chance

No fascination with sheep whatsoever, and spend a while trawling through my 4480 posts and I doubt if you'll find 5, or 0.1%, that mention those beasts of the field.
And, no, I can't boast Welsh ancestry.