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My Performance app

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Dorset Plodder
Posts: 4351
Joined: 29 Apr 2009, 20:05
Gender: Male

Re: My Performance app

Post by Dorset Plodder »

CarryingMGMT wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 18:32


Lol. What you on about mate?

Famine relief, Humanitarian Aid? You been reading your D2Ds this week aye?
:Very Happy You're right we have become a very self centred, trivial society. Provided we can get a Good Wi Fi signal and get Deliveroo to drop off our Pizzas.... All's well in the World! :cuppa
Like all Wage Slaves, he had two crosses to bear: The people he worked for and the people he worked with! (Stephen Vizinczey.)
CarryingMGMT
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 310
Joined: 29 Jul 2023, 22:33
Gender: Male

Re: My Performance app

Post by CarryingMGMT »

Dorset Plodder wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 18:47
CarryingMGMT wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 18:32


Lol. What you on about mate?

Famine relief, Humanitarian Aid? You been reading your D2Ds this week aye?
:Very Happy You're right we have become a very self centred, trivial society. Provided we can get a Good Wi Fi signal and get Deliveroo to drop off our Pizzas.... All's well in the World! :cuppa
...or deliver begging letters from charities, for a pittance, by your workforce alongside important letters and packets/parcels and doorstep collecting all the whilst micro managing your workforce down to the minute of their daily shift. Yup, well done RM (or is it Amazon/Evri now?) :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause
LouBarlow
Posts: 4702
Joined: 15 Oct 2007, 18:56

Re: My Performance app

Post by LouBarlow »

Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 18:40
CarryingMGMT wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 17:55
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 05:15
But Lou doesn’t mention the word “doorstep” or doorstepping in any of their posts above. Utilising a safe place, which is what they are doing, is best practice and best customer service.
You and loubarlow are just the bestest posties :left:
I hear the managers at your old gaff have asked you to stop forlornly hanging around the yard gates every morning and disrupting operations, and also that they have warned you they’ll be involving the police if you try sneaking up into the canteen again! Apparently IB are coming to check you have returned all items of uniform and have no RM equipment at home.
I hear he sits there wearing his old uniform while stalking us on these forums. Probably has postie pyjamas.
Smoothbackground
Posts: 1263
Joined: 21 Sep 2023, 20:01
Gender: Female

Re: My Performance app

Post by Smoothbackground »

LouBarlow wrote:
29 Mar 2024, 07:50
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 18:40
CarryingMGMT wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 17:55
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 05:15
But Lou doesn’t mention the word “doorstep” or doorstepping in any of their posts above. Utilising a safe place, which is what they are doing, is best practice and best customer service.
You and loubarlow are just the bestest posties :left:
I hear the managers at your old gaff have asked you to stop forlornly hanging around the yard gates every morning and disrupting operations, and also that they have warned you they’ll be involving the police if you try sneaking up into the canteen again! Apparently IB are coming to check you have returned all items of uniform and have no RM equipment at home.
I hear he sits there wearing his old uniform while stalking us on these forums. Probably has postie pyjamas.
if he likes uniforms, security guard work might be an option for our ex colleague, though his stalkerish tendencies might make him ill suited to such work.
ted_e_bear
Posts: 3967
Joined: 03 Sep 2012, 19:37
Gender: Male

Re: My Performance app

Post by ted_e_bear »

LouBarlow wrote:
29 Mar 2024, 07:50
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 18:40
CarryingMGMT wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 17:55
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 05:15
But Lou doesn’t mention the word “doorstep” or doorstepping in any of their posts above. Utilising a safe place, which is what they are doing, is best practice and best customer service.
You and loubarlow are just the bestest posties :left:
I hear the managers at your old gaff have asked you to stop forlornly hanging around the yard gates every morning and disrupting operations, and also that they have warned you they’ll be involving the police if you try sneaking up into the canteen again! Apparently IB are coming to check you have returned all items of uniform and have no RM equipment at home.
I hear he sits there wearing his old uniform while stalking us on these forums. Probably has postie pyjamas.
I heard he hasn't told his neighbours that he got sacked, he leaves the house in uniform every day to sit in wetherspoons posting stuff on here until 2pm when he can return home :chuckle

Sorry CM couldn't resist joining in with a spot of piss taking :thumbup
CarryingMGMT
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 310
Joined: 29 Jul 2023, 22:33
Gender: Male

Re: My Performance app

Post by CarryingMGMT »

ted_e_bear wrote:
29 Mar 2024, 10:00
LouBarlow wrote:
29 Mar 2024, 07:50
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 18:40
CarryingMGMT wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 17:55
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 05:15
But Lou doesn’t mention the word “doorstep” or doorstepping in any of their posts above. Utilising a safe place, which is what they are doing, is best practice and best customer service.
You and loubarlow are just the bestest posties :left:
I hear the managers at your old gaff have asked you to stop forlornly hanging around the yard gates every morning and disrupting operations, and also that they have warned you they’ll be involving the police if you try sneaking up into the canteen again! Apparently IB are coming to check you have returned all items of uniform and have no RM equipment at home.
I hear he sits there wearing his old uniform while stalking us on these forums. Probably has postie pyjamas.
I heard he hasn't told his neighbours that he got sacked, he leaves the house in uniform every day to sit in wetherspoons posting stuff on here until 2pm when he can return home :chuckle

Sorry CM couldn't resist joining in with a spot of piss taking :thumbup
Lol yup, that's me! Although unfortunately I will have to sit in wetherspoons until 4pm after June :shhhhh
Acca Dacca
Posts: 3193
Joined: 16 Aug 2009, 17:13
Gender: Male

Re: My Performance app

Post by Acca Dacca »

Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 18:40
CarryingMGMT wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 17:55
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 05:15
But Lou doesn’t mention the word “doorstep” or doorstepping in any of their posts above. Utilising a safe place, which is what they are doing, is best practice and best customer service.
You and loubarlow are just the bestest posties :left:
\pparently IB are coming to check you have returned all items of uniform and have no RM equipment at home.
Are we still to believe you are a relatively new starter with stuff like this in your posts? :chuckle
If you tolerate this, then your paid break will be next
Smoothbackground
Posts: 1263
Joined: 21 Sep 2023, 20:01
Gender: Female

Re: My Performance app

Post by Smoothbackground »

Acca Dacca wrote:
30 Mar 2024, 21:45
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 18:40
CarryingMGMT wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 17:55
Smoothbackground wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 05:15
But Lou doesn’t mention the word “doorstep” or doorstepping in any of their posts above. Utilising a safe place, which is what they are doing, is best practice and best customer service.
You and loubarlow are just the bestest posties :left:
\pparently IB are coming to check you have returned all items of uniform and have no RM equipment at home.
Are we still to believe you are a relatively new starter with stuff like this in your posts? :chuckle
You will believe what you want and come to your own conclusions. My vague awareness of the term IB doesn’t belie any greater knowledge or experience — I know about it only because I had a tour of the supposedly disused “viewing platform” at one of the DOs I temped at.
LouBarlow
Posts: 4702
Joined: 15 Oct 2007, 18:56

Re: My Performance app

Post by LouBarlow »

I have never seen IB in my 20+ years of doing the job. Which I guess is kind of the point. Know a few people caught by them for leaving vans unsecured and one for thieving.

Are they still even a thing?
qwerty2
Posts: 2011
Joined: 30 Jun 2009, 00:42
Gender: Male

Re: My Performance app

Post by qwerty2 »

LouBarlow wrote:
31 Mar 2024, 08:16
I have never seen IB in my 20+ years of doing the job. Which I guess is kind of the point. Know a few people caught by them for leaving vans unsecured and one for thieving.

Are they still even a thing?
They were Spying on us when we were on strike
Barnacle
Posts: 2772
Joined: 13 Dec 2022, 16:58
Gender: Female
Location: Earth

Re: My Performance app

Post by Barnacle »

qwerty2 wrote:
31 Mar 2024, 14:42
LouBarlow wrote:
31 Mar 2024, 08:16
I have never seen IB in my 20+ years of doing the job. Which I guess is kind of the point. Know a few people caught by them for leaving vans unsecured and one for thieving.

Are they still even a thing?
They were Spying on us when we were on strike
They arrived and lifted someone out of our office. They haven’t gone away.
’You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.’
ted_e_bear
Posts: 3967
Joined: 03 Sep 2012, 19:37
Gender: Male

Re: My Performance app

Post by ted_e_bear »

LouBarlow wrote:
31 Mar 2024, 08:16
I have never seen IB in my 20+ years of doing the job. Which I guess is kind of the point. Know a few people caught by them for leaving vans unsecured and one for thieving.

Are they still even a thing?
It's been about 8 years since I've seen anyone but they definitely used to patrol, I've encountered them probably 6 times, you'd see them trying the van doors to check if they're locked or if any mail is on show in the front, then when you're back at the van they'd show id and ask for mine.
Sean06
Posts: 2376
Joined: 20 Nov 2023, 16:50
Gender: Male

Re: My Performance app

Post by Sean06 »

qwerty2 wrote:
31 Mar 2024, 14:42
LouBarlow wrote:
31 Mar 2024, 08:16
I have never seen IB in my 20+ years of doing the job. Which I guess is kind of the point. Know a few people caught by them for leaving vans unsecured and one for thieving.

Are they still even a thing?
They were Spying on us when we were on strike
Utter nonsense
qwerty2
Posts: 2011
Joined: 30 Jun 2009, 00:42
Gender: Male

Re: My Performance app

Post by qwerty2 »

Sean06 wrote:
31 Mar 2024, 19:19
qwerty2 wrote:
31 Mar 2024, 14:42
LouBarlow wrote:
31 Mar 2024, 08:16
I have never seen IB in my 20+ years of doing the job. Which I guess is kind of the point. Know a few people caught by them for leaving vans unsecured and one for thieving.

Are they still even a thing?
They were Spying on us when we were on strike
Utter nonsense
Ignorant - bet you worked
Got witnesses
twoloops
Posts: 2005
Joined: 24 May 2017, 20:52
Gender: Male
Location: Sheffield

Re: My Performance app

Post by twoloops »

Told it was job & knock on Christmas Eve, on getting back, told you could only leave when or if you had checked your performance app?
What was all that about eh?