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[midegarelu]

So now we've broken RM with the money spent on the great machine we're stood under,
this is a reminder of the old days when we MADE money.

[clashcityrocker]

Sorry. Does that tickle POSTMAN?

[Trumanity]

As you can see our hi-viz vests are brand new and don't fit we only wear them when there's someone with a camera.

But notice they glow in the dark so you can work in the dark too.

[bigal383]

Quick all around Bob now the cameras on us look busy here’s a parcel what we haven’t delivered for… oh s**t three weeks I’ll hold it this way up for the camera and cover the date up
Cheeeeessseeeeeeee

[enskied]

1: now this is the image we push to the public, even busy with two packets, we have it under control.

2: See almost done just that big un left. Relax and twiddle.

[horses123]

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Quick all around Bob now the cameras on us look busy here’s a parcel what we haven’t delivered for… oh s**t three weeks I’ll hold it this way up for the camera and cover the date up
Cheeeeessseeeeeeee

[POSTMAN]

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And this Simon is our new electronic blackboard/teleprompter-when we can figure out how to work it-there will be no more shadows so the CWU won't be able to mug you off ever again!

[Dorset Plodder]

I'm quite interested to know why would anyone want to become a Manager? Is it because they've had a go at being a Postie and found it too hard? I know rumour has it that most Managerss are Failed Posties .... but how the hell can you fail at being a Postie? It's not rocket science.

So I suppose that means they've tried being a Postie (which I find quite easy to do, if getting harder physically) and they just don't like the hard work?

Ipso facto Managers ARE in fact Lazy Bastards! Looks like I've answered my own question there. And TBH most Managers I've met are Lazy Bastards (I thought it was just a coincidence).

[fly-catchers]

I'm quite interested to know why would anyone want to become a Manager? Is it because they've had a go at being a Postie and found it too hard? I know rumour has it that most Managerss are Failed Posties .... but how the hell can you fail at being a Postie? It's not rocket science.

So I suppose that means they've tried being a Postie (which I find quite easy to do, if getting harder physically) and they just don't like the hard work?

Ipso facto Managers ARE in fact Lazy Bastards! Looks like I've answered my own question there. And TBH most Managers I've met are Lazy Bastards (I thought it was just a coincidence).

And my old office some hopeless posties became hopeless managers. And them reverted to hopeless posties again!!

[antcpfc]

I'm quite interested to know why would anyone want to become a Manager? Is it because they've had a go at being a Postie and found it too hard? I know rumour has it that most Managerss are Failed Posties .... but how the hell can you fail at being a Postie? It's not rocket science.

So I suppose that means they've tried being a Postie (which I find quite easy to do, if getting harder physically) and they just don't like the hard work?

Ipso facto Managers ARE in fact Lazy Bastards! Looks like I've answered my own question there. And TBH most Managers I've met are Lazy Bastards (I thought it was just a coincidence).

I can’t imagine going to work and having to agree and grovel to the next line of managers above. And then spout a load of bollocks knowing it to be just that.
They’re welcome to it

[CamPostie]

1.) One manager to another; “I think we need some more managers to oversee this.”

[IAMNOTANUMBER]

1st caption for picture above man in glasses talking to ST..........i gave the bloke behind you the job for being 2 faced
2nd caption for picture above...........the man second from left pointing at his lip to man in glasses " ask him if he had red sauce on his sausage sandwich only hes got some round his mouth"

[IAMNOTANUMBER]

3rd caption for picture above...........man in glasses to ST " simon you are so big and strong and you are our hero, and in honour of that 3 of us have hands in our pockets wanking over you, and one has fingered his own arse, can you guess which one it is"

[scoobymunster]

In that 1st photo, is there no rules against sticking a bit of cardboard inside a york to improvise a red sleeved york? My backs in bits after bending to empty them at sorting. We get quite a few every day.

[DGH]

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And this Simon is our new electronic blackboard/teleprompter-when we can figure out how to work it-there will be no more shadows so the CWU won't be able to mug you off ever again!

Surely

"And this is how bright our future looks under your leadership, Simon."