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Random 2 : A Very Shady Sequel

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I am looking forward to the mixed pairs "watching the paint dry" Olympic final.
Apparently the GB team are both ex posties and are in with a good chance of gold.
After that it will be time for my dindins.
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:chuckle From our USPS friends across the pond earlier today...

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Ok help me out, my cursor/a cursor thingy seems to have appeared it now blinks anywhere I want on any web page text, don't remember seeing it like that before.

And text cursor on windows settings does not help.

What's happening, you can see it after the 1st dot after today...in the pic that is...
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Is a finger of fudge still enough to give your kids a treat?
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If I had my time again I would be a skinfluencer or a "white hat" hacker
or a cryptocurrency consultant. (How high will Dogecoin go? How the f**k do I know. I don't even know what Dogecoin is)
Young kids today have all the fun.
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"Dogecoin" pretty sure he sung "My Old Man's a Dustman"
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Once you start looking at these dodgy coins it's surprising what pops up. SkinCoin?! (Not what you might first think).
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
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A tribute to Sean Lock from Channel 4:



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I am training to be a Nunchi master.
It is basically the Korean art of not being an arse in public.
I'm only a white belt.

Once fully trained to black belt standard I intend to become a Nunchi consultant and sell the concept to Royal Mail as the next great continuous improvement project.
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Three Irishmen in a pub called Mick, Pat and Tat. The barman says, "Are you all related?"
Mick said, "Yeah, we're triplets!"
Barman said, "Triplets! How come you and Pat are six feet tall and Tat is only four foot tall?"
"Well!," said Mick, "Me and Pat were breast-fed, so there was no tit for Tat!"
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As part of my move towards net zero carbon and to help 'save the planet', I'm trying to lower my emissions....so now I only fart whilst squatting.
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Wow - a three Irishmen joke followed by a woman driver joke.
This thread really is at the cutting edge of 1960s comedy.
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I'm offended! I am going on Twitter to tell everyone who listens, I hope I get on Phyliss and Holly as soon as it goes viral.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.