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mc madness

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oldrope
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Post by oldrope »

hi all!!!! i wonder if all mc,s are like the one i work in?? for the life of me i can work out what is going on, the place is full of toy gaffers , one day they are on the floor the next they are a tie telling ppl off for not working then the next day back on the floor you never see them. then we have the dda lot, "ive got a bad back so i can not tip bag's" then on a Sunday @ £11 hour thay can tip for england!!!Then we have ppl walking round all night selling football cards and raffel tickits ect. wots going on??
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Post by POSTMAN »

Whooo Hooo move to our newest forum. :nana
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Post by Glenno »

First in the line of many here goes how the bloody hell do M C HAVE THE TIME to pratt about with selling raffle tickets
and football cards?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
surely they should be sorting out these new walk sorting machines
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Post by L Tommo »

The night shift in many a MC is a very strange place to be.... BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID!!! :nervous :chuckle :cry :whistle :whistle :whistle :wave :wave :wave :wave :wave
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Crackerjackpencil
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Post by Crackerjackpencil »

SOunds a lot like my mail centre....Probably sounds like a lot of mail centre's
plodsie
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Post by plodsie »

Think Shaun of the Dead - Think Mail Centre nightshifts...
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Post by alito »

The night shift at my mc is one of the strangest of all - people talking on mobile phones at 3:30 in the morning - who the hell too? :shock: casual staff going for break and coming back from break when they feel like it. while the full timers have to tell their line manager when they are going to the toilet and are grilled if they take more than the regulated 10 mins, and you are dicing with death if you come back from a break late.
one boss says you can go - even thou you still have 2 minutes left till you finish your shift, only to be greeted at the exit door by another boss who is blocking the way out and says you can't go its too early :mad, the two bosses then have a shouting match across the office floor on the merits of giving the staff a two minute dart. The list of these instances is endless.
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Post by Crackerjackpencil »

Ah the old "Tinplated dicators with delusions of god hood" syndrome, glad to see it's not just here that it happens at....We've got it similar on my shift, differing sections being let go before time and the one I work in being kept until time...The the other sections moan if you make a minute before they do...The favoritism is what bugs me though.
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Post by britwrit »

I just transfered to another MC but at my old one, we'd have three managers watching 15 people sort mail. Of course, they usually left 15 minutes early and we were gone a minute after that.

Still, it was fun watching them have these intricate pissing matches over transfering two people from one section to another in the middle of a shift, neither manager wanting to give up an inch of authority:

"I need her on divisions.... NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!"

"No! We're swamped here! DROWNING!"

"That's impossible! And what about that york you took and never gave back!?"

It was beautiful. If they were fighting the Battle of Britain, they couldn't have been more self-important.
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Post by jafferpants »

I have to say having spent my time in a delivery office, when i hear things about these mc's they sound like something from another planet. mind you o'l tommo works in one so there you are :wink: :wink:
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Post by L Tommo »

Clowd CUCKOO LAND Jaffs mate... :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Some of the lame brains in there.. Posties as well is amazing.... :shock:


Had plenty of half decent screws but few n far between...

Got a right tosser doing the rounds on the nights.... Thinks he is adolfs younger bro....

Mr untouchable he thinks he is.... But one day he will get his come upance.... :no no :no no :no no


Jaffs a MC at night is a very scary place full of very scary people.... But i fit in fine.. :chuckle :crazy:

Its only the loons that make it a fun plaec to work anymore...

How many people in RM now make you larf??? Compare that to say TEN years ago... LOADS even screws you could call by there names... OR just guv or manager so n so....

I do find it hard tho as i still feel the outside duties and a delivery has the freedom when your out... Well lets hope them tracker devices dont come on posties??? Wouldnt put it past em!!! :speak to the hand :speak to the hand :so there :so there :no no :no no :lfo :cfo


I dont care.. I would stick the tags in the dead mail bag and send it to belfast...

feck em!!!

out :wave
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Post by jafferpants »

Tommo your right about it being only loonys that keep you going. Most of ours are manager's. Mind you we have one postey has to take every letter he sorts back out again to make sure he's put it in the right hole. he's still throwing his walk out around midday. he gets the walk done about 4pm and books overtime everyday. come to think of it perhaps he's not so daft after all. It's funny how time's change , years ago one of the night sorters used to bring his pet monkey into work and now we have monkeys running the f***ing place!!!!! :chuckle
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Post by L Tommo »

HAHAHAHA OLD MONKEY COMING IN MUST OF BEEN FUNNY MATE...

I know a postie who brings his staffie in on a sat morning... Then ties it to his frame and then takes it out on his walk....

Prob gets the dogs back for all the week on his walk.... BEWARE OF THE POSTMAN.... HAHAHAHAHA!!!


I loved the nights on deliverys... Ahh well old times...

Your get me all tearfull in a min mate...


out :cry :chuckle :oops: :crazy:
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wots going on

Post by oldrope »

hello

been in on o/t today- 06:00/14:00, tipping ms2 bags, 6 of us all together with about 100 years service. Then there was 75 casuals on the opl/opf/and pkts. wots goin on????
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Re: wots going on

Post by jacee »

star dust wrote:hello

been in on o/t today- 06:00/14:00, tipping ms2 bags, 6 of us all together with about 100 years service. Then there was 75 casuals on the opl/opf/and pkts. wots goin on????
The difference between quality and quantity mate - hope you gallant few had a good day