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Rats
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Rotund-reptile
- Posts: 2
- Joined: 21 Oct 2015, 18:42
- Gender: Male
- Location: Surrey/Hants borders
Re: Rats
You need a very large butterfly net!
The fold away type.
So that you can hide it in your delivery bag!
The next time you see a Rat, on your walk, scoop it up in your butterfly net.
Then whack the net containing the Rat against the nearest brick wall......very roughly.
Rat is now dead!
Then when you get back to the sorting office, pop the dead rat into the sorting bag of somebody in the office, who you don't like!
The look on their face, when they empty the bag.................priceless!
The bonus is that everybody except for the whimps & of course the line managers, will see the funny side!
Job, jobbed!
The fold away type.
So that you can hide it in your delivery bag!
The next time you see a Rat, on your walk, scoop it up in your butterfly net.
Then whack the net containing the Rat against the nearest brick wall......very roughly.
Rat is now dead!
Then when you get back to the sorting office, pop the dead rat into the sorting bag of somebody in the office, who you don't like!
The look on their face, when they empty the bag.................priceless!
The bonus is that everybody except for the whimps & of course the line managers, will see the funny side!
Job, jobbed!