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Free Shares vs Colleagueshares
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dodger162
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Free Shares vs Colleagueshares
An interesting article appeared today. The value of Colleagueshares was calculated using a complicated formula. Does anyone have details of this formula? Presumably the last part was multiply by 0 = 0?
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5plusbonusball
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Re: Free Shares vs Colleagueshares
Didn't you miss a bit out of your sentence?
The value of Colleagueshares was calculated BY ASKING A BABY WHO DRINKS complicated formula.
The value of Colleagueshares was calculated BY ASKING A BABY WHO DRINKS complicated formula.
Why are lino's paid full-time ??
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fishtank
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Re: Free Shares vs Colleagueshares
dodger162 wrote:Does anyone have details of this formula?
Yes but since Alan Turing is dead no-one else can understand it.
It had something to do with the number of pink shirts Alan Leighton owned(a very big number) multiplied by the number of real jobs Adam Crozier has had(absolutely f**k all).
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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k979aaa
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Re: Free Shares vs Colleagueshares
Let's not bring MR BLOBBY into this Or Crozier where is he now?fishtank wrote:dodger162 wrote:Does anyone have details of this formula?
Yes but since Alan Turing is dead no-one else can understand it.
It had something to do with the number of pink shirts Alan Leighton owned(a very big number) multiplied by the number of real jobs Adam Crozier has had(absolutely f**k all).
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Pinky 1
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Re: Free Shares vs Colleagueshares
He's stil at ITV aint he ? Oh, and there's that cushy number at the National Lottery 
"Cara yn bod 'n briod , dydy 'n fawr at ca a hun 'n anad berson a 'ch angen at blina achos 'r bwyso chan 'ch buchedd "
" I like being married,, it's great to find that one special person you want to bother for the rest of your life "
" I like being married,, it's great to find that one special person you want to bother for the rest of your life "
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fishtank
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Re: Free Shares vs Colleagueshares
Is he picking the numbers?Pinky 1 wrote: Oh, and there's that cushy number at the National Lottery
That explains a lot.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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UnhappyGremlin
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Re: Free Shares vs Colleagueshares
fishtank wrote:dodger162 wrote:Does anyone have details of this formula?
Yes but since Alan Turing is dead no-one else can understand it.
It had something to do with the number of pink shirts Alan Leighton owned(a very big number) multiplied by the number of real jobs Adam Crozier has had(absolutely f**k all).
Sometimes, I wish I wasn't a Rep.