Turd goes to Swindon MC

[teesdale]

Swindon Mail Centre has welcomed the arrival of a turd from Bristol MC. A spare manager who has painted himself as a problem solver has been sent in to save Swindon. Scheduled to stay for two months, after he leaves, no difference will have been noticed. He has a confrontational personality but no technical knowledge of processing the mail. Always trying to impress the person above him he will humiliate those below, including managers, especially if theres a crowd. He knows more than you and can run faster and jump higher. Look out for him, he is a grey yellow colour and sweaty.

[DirtyHarry]

Sounds like the type to be a closet poo sniffer, too.
If the perverted cretin follows you into a bog, just as you're about to take a dump, report him/her.
I know people can't help being born with certain fetishes, but covering up the particularly distasteful ones, with the rather weak excuse that they are carrying out their managerial duties, well, come on.
Being a supposed manager, doesn't make following people to the toilet, sound even remotely valid.

[adb2aber]

Noticed the little brown one hanging around when I was in on overtime yesterday - apparently he's coving the shift manager for 2 months as the lates manager is covering nights whilst the night one is off on "special projects"

He's not sent to save, just to fill gaps.