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Stormproof
Posts: 6116
Joined: 07 Jul 2007, 21:03
Gender: Female

Post by Stormproof »

evilc wrote:
k66yla wrote:The lady in my local callers office is always cheerful & polite .............oh, thats me :dance :crazy:
This is the nearest I could find to a emoticon blowing a trumpet.

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If I don't blow my own trumpet no one else will :Very Happy
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So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

Illegitimi non carborundum
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L Tommo
Posts: 3165
Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
Gender: Male
Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!

Post by L Tommo »

I dont wanna be rude but i just cant help it!!!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:


Its to do wiv TRUMPETS N BLOWING N ME!!!


Ohhhhh i need a cold shower!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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bigsharkboy
Posts: 681
Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 22:33
Location: north devon

Post by bigsharkboy »

Coppice1 wrote:My postman is a proper knobhead, he runs in & out each driveway & often comes back after the next house to deliver
a missort or two. Quite often he delivers his D2D's in the afternoon or on his day off :crazy:
have u got the same postie as me :dance :nana
postman delivery rural driver devon workplace cwu rep

my bite is worse than my bark
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plodsie
MAIL CENTRES/PROCESSING
Posts: 191
Joined: 02 Aug 2007, 01:33

Post by plodsie »

I gave my postie a Christmas card with a £10 note in it... did I get one back??? DID I FECK!

I must admit he is a little bit erratic with the times he delivers (9.30-11.30) although before the switch to one delivery, you could have set your watch by him... 7.30am every morning. Proof if need be that change certainly was not for the better!
Glasgow driver.

Q. Who exactly are the Competition?
A. People who'll post a letter for you.
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mamajock
Posts: 6
Joined: 05 Sep 2007, 16:13

Post by mamajock »

my old postie was lovley always had a smile on his face and if i passed im say i was going to car he would always say good morning
but seems to be a thing of past in our area sadly
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kopite74
Posts: 49
Joined: 12 Aug 2007, 21:50

Post by kopite74 »

iam my own postie, and iam bloody perfect!!!! :dance
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L Tommo
Posts: 3165
Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
Gender: Male
Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!

Home delivery..

Post by L Tommo »

I never liked it delivering to your own addy...Well that wernt the prob.... It was all my nieghbours... "HAVE YOU GOT THIS AND HAVE YOU GOT THAT..?" When the rest of the time i wernt on the walk.... feck all!!! kiss me arse or nothing!!!! And when i done it at xmas..... NOT A SINGLE TIP!!!! BASTARDS!!! Thats wot u get for living in a posh fecking area!!! So im off the deliverys now and in a MC... sO BOLLOX TO EM!!! Lovely joe public!!!!


OUT :crazy:
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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frankie

Post by frankie »

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Last edited by frankie on 19 Oct 2007, 12:05, edited 1 time in total.
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BELIAL
Posts: 6758
Joined: 15 Jun 2007, 17:33
Gender: Female
Location: Nowhere

Post by BELIAL »

Mines useless ,he gives me my mail at work and then iforget it and leave on my bench.I think i might phone up and complain about me. Could do a call and collect i suppose.. oh no that,s not going to work
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postie28
Posts: 372
Joined: 05 Jun 2007, 17:48
Location: in front of me computer supping a can of lager. but shortly going out to the picket line

Post by postie28 »

mines bloody hopeless. despite the fact he's only about half a dozen frames away from me. he always makes me go get my own :Very Happy
p.s he's a smashing lad really. always got a smile on his face. everyone on his delivery loves him.
watch out. there may be a dom about
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L Tommo
Posts: 3165
Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
Gender: Male
Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!

Post by L Tommo »

plodsie wrote:I gave my postie a Christmas card with a £10 note in it... did I get one back??? DID I FECK!

I must admit he is a little bit erratic with the times he delivers (9.30-11.30) although before the switch to one delivery, you could have set your watch by him... 7.30am every morning. Proof if need be that change certainly was not for the better!

Plodsie mate If you gave me a tenner in a card i would of given you a card back... U bet ya i would of.....

In in would be £9,99. In 1 pence's.. HAPPY XMAS MATE.... :crazy:
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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dvbuk55
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 16650
Joined: 02 Jun 2007, 19:17
Gender: Male

Post by dvbuk55 »

My postwoman works when the strikes are on - I'm not sure what that makes her!
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blackadder
Posts: 584
Joined: 04 Jul 2007, 20:49
Location: deep south

Post by blackadder »

my girlfriend delivers to my gaff so not only is my mail deliverd by a bloody attractive postie but i get a kiss on me day off :wink:
the path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devils own satanic herd
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smokerjim
Posts: 1921
Joined: 13 Jun 2007, 22:27
Gender: Male
Location: In a corner, thinking "I've picked a bad week to give up smoking..."

Post by smokerjim »

blackadder wrote:my girlfriend delivers to my gaff so not only is my mail deliverd by a bloody attractive postie but i get a kiss on me day off :wink:
Would a shag be wilful delay, or just a fraction of her meal relief? :wink:
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?

Mail delivery; those that can, do, those that can't, MANAGE!
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L Tommo
Posts: 3165
Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
Gender: Male
Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!

Post by L Tommo »

smokerjim wrote:
blackadder wrote:my girlfriend delivers to my gaff so not only is my mail deliverd by a bloody attractive postie but i get a kiss on me day off :wink:
Would a shag be wilful delay, or just a fraction of her meal relief? :wink:

VERY GOOD QUESTION????? :hmmmm


And would it be once over the ground and if she went sick would you have to shag the blokes covering her round??? :hmmmm


OUT :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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