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THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN · Post by **THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN** » 25 Jul 2007, 00:59

Greetings mortals,

At last I can rant & rave on a national scale.
Third Best Postman has introduced me to your wonderful world,
so now you will have to put up with me.
If it all goes horribly wrong, then blame him.
If any of you wish to consult me on matters major or minor, then
do so on bended knee and doff your cap.
A little respect goes a long way.
Are there any Jedis amongst your throng?
If so then drop a line as we are planning a coup!

All power to the docket!!!

The Third Best Postman. · Post by **The Third Best Postman.** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:11

Took your bloody time

THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN · Post by **THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:16

Had To refuel at Mars, big queues.
Have I missed anything?

The Third Best Postman. · Post by **The Third Best Postman.** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:21

THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN wrote:Had To refuel at Mars, big queues.
Have I missed anything?

We are getting shafted and going on strike.

THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN · Post by **THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:28

Aah!!! I see!!!
Darth Leighton & Darth Crozier are trying to destroy us with the dark side of the force!
The time has come for the final battle.
Now I can get my light-sabre out.
looks like I arrived just in time.

The Third Best Postman. · Post by **The Third Best Postman.** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:34

We depend on you. Purely out of interest what *exactly* have you poured into your tea?

THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN · Post by **THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:36

The same rocket fuel that your drinking in your picture.
Wasn't that taken at your five year service award buffet?

The Third Best Postman. · Post by **The Third Best Postman.** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:38

When you've done as much time as I have your reward is not having a buffet.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:45

Oh I've come in on a lovers tiff

THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN · Post by **THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:46

Well I shall bid thee farewell for this morning as I need to rest before another day in
the madhouse.
Have to save my energy to wind up the management old chap.
They will get paranoid if I am quiet.
Be back 2moro, can't wait to chat to our brothers & sisters around the Isles.

May the Force Be With You!

The Third Best Postman. · Post by **The Third Best Postman.** » 25 Jul 2007, 01:48

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Oh I've come in on a lovers tiff

Don't knock it until you've tried it

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 25 Jul 2007, 02:12

The Third Best Postman. wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Oh I've come in on a lovers tiff
Don't knock it until you've tried it

Just jealous

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 25 Jul 2007, 15:07

All hail the prophet of doom known as THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN he is also the forerunner of THE BEST POSTMAN I think.

THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN · Post by **THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN** » 25 Jul 2007, 22:57

Many Thanks for the welcome!
The Best Postman has not been created YET. He is yet to come amongst us.
But when he has, I shall train him.

The Third Best Postman. · Post by **The Third Best Postman.** » 25 Jul 2007, 23:07

THE SECOND BEST POSTMAN wrote:Many Thanks for the welcome!
The Best Postman has not been created YET. He is yet to come amongst us.
But when he has, I shall train him.

Make sure you get the coach allowance

ROYALMAILCHAT

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