Royal Mail Statement.

[dogfood]

Goverment ministers have invited the CWU to have direct meeting/talks with them.

BigDaz where did this information come from and when are they going to meet?

[Par_BS23]

Our rivals pay their people 25% less than we do at Royal Mail

I thought we wer 25% over paid? Which is it, do they get 25% less or do we get 25% more ? They are NOT the same thing.

I want to know who their rivals employ because as i see it we are the only ones doing any real delivering.

[DirtyHarry]

Royal Mail statement = Total and utter boll , erm , balderdash !

[PHP]

[DirtyHarry]

Aaaaah , the secret sign of Late one , and as Dozier revels in bullshit also , his too.

[PHP]

[moanalot]

they say that bullshit baffles brains,so leighton and crozier our the only ones that know what each of them are talking about!!!

[tinydancer]

I think there are managers in our midst....i can smell the bullshit from here!!

NEVER SURRENDER!!! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!

[pop it in pete]

So at last the gloves are comming off. About blody time too. Do you really think the two twats were really going to turn about with 24hr strikes. What we need is a all out week long strike. Hit the media big time get the meeasge out top the public and obtain support from other workers from other unions. Come on Gordon get off your arse and get involved. I just hope the handfull of strike breakers at my office dont start recriuting casuals. One already delivers leaflets for a rival company in the afternoon. And get this the prats of managers know he does it!!!!!!! :cfo :lfo
Stand steady mates we will win in the end.

[Stormproof]

How to Bullshit
Bullshitting is the practice of making a story or fact up on the fly. Making people, especially those you don't like, believe stuff that's fabricated can prove to be a joy in itself.

Steps Think quickly. If you take too long, people are not going to believe you. The first thing that comes into your head is probably not the best choice unless you are used to bullshitting, but after a half second, you should have about three or so thoughts, one of which will work.
Make sure it's believable. Use information that you already know, and extend it just beyond the realm of what you know.
Use any version of the popular 'Trivial Pursuit' games; they can provide one with a great source of bullshit material. Simply read the questions and their associated answers. This store of useless, but true, knowledge can provide the perfect platform on which to build a great bullshit tale. There's nothing like having just enough knowledge to be dangerous!
Say what you say with confidence and intelligence. If you say "um" and "stuff" nobody will believe you. If you say something like "In reality the sky is actually green," you can convince someone if you only say it in a tone that makes it seem true. It is only afterwards, when they think about the logistics, when they realize it's false. Pepper your sentences with words that one might hear at a spelling bee, but mean the same thing as what you would have said otherwise. In other words, smarten up your sentences.
Don´t forget to use the phrase "at the end of the day," to highlight your conclusions.



Tips Improvise.
Down tone your voice, it feigns confidence and authority.
Use a little logic while spinning your yarns. Trying to incorporate how the rise and fall of ancient Rome affects the modern-day pickling of bananas might generate a significant "Huh?" from your audience.
Don't laugh.



Warnings Read about how to identify bullshit before you look at this article.

[martin]

WHAT I HEARD :lfo COULD'NT BE BOTHERD TO TURN UP AT ONE OF THE MEETINGS BETWEEN ROYAL MAIL
AND THE CWU.

DON'T LET THE BARSTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN :lfo :cfo

[johno47]

They talk about the need to modernise and about competition, 10 years ago while our competitors were modernising and getting ready for the mail markets to open, the d***heads at the top of RM were changing the companies name and buying companies all over the world and selling them at a loss, wasting money all over the place with a goverment agenda to do so, and now Dumb and Dumber have panicked in the face of competition, NOT ONCE, did they say to the goverment , look you didnt pay into the pension fund for 13 years while taking 90% of the profit for 20 years, YOU F***ING PAY FOR IT, no their big idea was to borrow 1,2 billion off the goverment, part of which was to prop up our pension and the goverment asking them for cost cutting within RM for that, F***ING BORROW, were borrowing the money we gave to the goverment over 20 years, CHEEKY B***ARDS, NOT ONCE, did they fight for the mail markets not to be opened up until 2008 when they should have been opened, which would have given RM more time to invest in the company, they kept saying we are ready for competion, bring it on, if that isnt managerial incompetence then i dont know what is, and then the b***ards lay it at our door talking about savings, while at the same time patting themselves on the back and giving themselves and other managers thousands of pounds in bonuses, I THINK IM WORKING IN A F***ING NuTHOUSE, you two are totaly incompetent numbnuts, do us all a favour and F**K OFF...UNITY IS STRENGTH.

[baglady]

PUGH, PUGH, BARNEY McGREW, CUTHBERT, DIBBLE AND GRUBB - ORDER FROM CAPTAIN FLACK " DESCEND"! PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO R.M.H.Q.- INITIAL REPORTS OF [AHEM] PANTS ON FIRE - CODE PINK!!!

[mailman71]

why does everybody not believe a thing they come out with, its getting boring same old crap losing business, we are paid to much which is rich considering what that little chancer crozier gets.
what seems appearent is the lack of intrest by the goverment to try and get a settlement

[L Tommo]

PUGH, PUGH, BARNEY McGREW, CUTHBERT, DIBBLE AND GRUBB - ORDER FROM CAPTAIN FLACK " DESCEND"! PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO R.M.H.Q.- INITIAL REPORTS OF [AHEM] PANTS ON FIRE - CODE PINK!!!

AHHHH I loved Trumpton.. Cambellwick Green was Great as well.. But the best was MR BEN....

CUE TBT with pic of MR Ben Please mate!!!