WTL - Reading electric / gas Meters.......I KID YOU NOT !

[deadbox]

At our WTL this morning we got a short video from ADUMB Dozier (cant remember what it said as I switched off my brain at the mention of the name "CROZIER"
Then a 10 Min POWERPOINT presentation about the "Business Plan"
Then another Video

KEY POINTS.......

* Meter reading for the GAS / ELECTICITY ( I'm NOT kidding.....No seriously, I'MM NOT KIDDING )
( you'll need your torch to see the meter under the stairs...... )

* Flexable working (do what your told , when your told )

* Anualised Hours......( Mega summer lapsing with knobs on ..... You lose ! )

* Increased direct-mail volumes

* Increased packet volumes

* Increased D2D's

* "Competitive level of pay" ....That'll be a pay CUT then !

* TEAM-WORKING !!!!

There was lots more, too much to mention......

If we lose this strike....WE'RE BONED !

PS- Can you suggest some other peoples jobs that we could pull in on delivery to help Uncle Al get next years hard earned bonus for his MUPPET PUPPET ADUMB ( and a small bonus for himself too......)

Maybe we could take on the contract for social services and give old people bed-baths etc. Or collect the bins for the local council

SUGGESTIONS PLEASE.......

[ROCKY]

HOW ABOUT SOLID FUEL IM SURE EVERYONE CAN GET A FEW BAGS IN THERE POUCHES,PARKING TICKETS,DOUBLE GLAZING SALES,CHARITY BAGS

[DGP1]

Do you have a copy of the video or power point presentation because I'd like some ammunition to batter my useless DUM

[vigilante]

perhaps we could sell dick heads new book,

how to succeed in business by treating your workforce like ignorant animals whilst gaining huge profits for greed.


titles a bit long i admit.

[Par_BS23]

perhaps we could sell dick heads new book,

how to succeed in business by treating your workforce like ignorant animals whilst gaining huge profits for greed.


titles a bit long i admit.

How about " How to succeeded by Screwing the Work Force"[/b]

[vigilante]

alan leighton, me ,me and more about me.

[PHP]

perhaps we could sell dick heads new book,

how to succeed in business by treating your workforce like ignorant animals whilst gaining huge profits for greed.


titles a bit long i admit.

How about " How to succeeded by Screwing the Work Force"[/b]

If only he was that gentle! "How to succeeded by buggering the workforce with a pickaxe handle", seems more apt!

[vigilante]

i'd like to get him shafted with a salt peter p***k.
notice i said i would get him

[mailman71]

you can only work 40 hours per week so after that any thing else they can stick up their a-se.
i wonder if they are bringing these things out to try and provoke a reaction from the union .
the strike is going to either break the union or force the 2 muppets to be replaced by the goverment

[vigilante]

anybody remember when we used to clear bt money boxes out of the phones?
just remembered that!

[IWW Fellow Worker]

This business or rerading meters was first mentioned soon after British Gas was sold off. The idea was to replace the second deliveries.

[KawasakiKid]

deadbox, you got to be windin' us up mate!!!!!!!!!! Are you from a rural office or somethin' where you call in for a quick cuppa or what ever so you might as well sort the meters as well as the farmers missus??????????? --------A KONTINGENCY KWAK

[vigilante]

no kwak just shafted as per usual.

[deadbox]

KAWASAKIKID.........

I'mm not winding you up.......That was our WTL today.......

My DOM was a little disapointed when I pointed out to him that if this WTL was supposed to "reasure me that the company was in safe hands & that striking again was not a good idea"----IF ANYTHING , I WILL STRIKE FOR LONGER RATHER THAN HAVE ALL THIS SH - T COME IN.......

( he was probably disapointed because he could see his "RM-GRIND THEM DOWN TILL THEY ACCEPT ANYTHING BONUS" was slipping away while people like me are employed in this office )

[KawasakiKid]

( he was probably disapointed because he could see his "RM-GRIND THEM DOWN TILL THEY ACCEPT ANYTHING BONUS" was slipping away while people like me are employed in this office )

Way to go deadbox------------------KAWAK