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Anal Leighton
Posts: 25
Joined: 16 Jun 2007, 06:23
Gender: Male
Location: In cryo-stasis on the Nostromo

HI ALL!

Post by Anal Leighton »

Yo yo yo, listen up mofo's. The Big Cheese is here to keep my beady eyes on youse all - no bullshit!
Have a good day my people, and don't do anything I wouldn't do :no no

:lfo
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johnnyp
Posts: 5239
Joined: 27 Jan 2007, 16:00
Gender: Male
Location: SE ENGLAND

Hi

Post by johnnyp »

Hello and welcome Mr Anal Leighton :wave Good to see youve finally made it to our place,its a real honour to have such a top bloke as yourself on here ,i know you are a busy man feel free to have a look round and post as often as you like.
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Joined: 30 Dec 2006, 10:29
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Location: On my couch

Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

Welcome Anal Leighton. Don't do anything you wouldn't - so I shouldn't work a full week, I shouldn't listen to people who have been doing the job longer than me. Best of all I should not tell the truth.

:funneh Anyway please stay and put in a few posts you never know we might listen and learn.
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ROCKY
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Joined: 03 Dec 2006, 13:18

Post by ROCKY »

come on then anal give it to us straight
oh and welcome and get your staff to check your spelling for you,because you are sounding like a real pain in the ass
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Anal Leighton
Posts: 25
Joined: 16 Jun 2007, 06:23
Gender: Male
Location: In cryo-stasis on the Nostromo

Post by Anal Leighton »

ROCKY wrote:come on then anal give it to us straight
hehe, don't worry, I'll f*** you ALL up LOLZ :Very Happy
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L Tommo
Posts: 3165
Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
Gender: Male
Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!

DEAR MR ANAL!!!

Post by L Tommo »

AHHH IM BLESSED WITH THE CHANCE OF FINALLY POSTING A PEICE TO THE GREAT ANAL LEIGHTON!!! :dance

HOWS LIL ADAM?>?>? STILL SUCKING LARGE ONES?

GET RID OF HIM AS YOUR MUCH MORE BETTER LOOKING THAN HIM AND HE SMELLS OF BRUT...

JUST PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY BIG AL LIKE THIS :cfo STRAIGHT OVER HIS SMARMY FECKING NUT!!!


WHOLLOP!!!!! LOVE YOU BIG CUDDLY AL...

OUT :oops:
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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Anal Leighton
Posts: 25
Joined: 16 Jun 2007, 06:23
Gender: Male
Location: In cryo-stasis on the Nostromo

Post by Anal Leighton »

Ah L Tommo...your reputation precedes you.
Thank you for your kind words, you know I'll look after you. I detect in you an air of Greatness. Leadership. A strong will and fooking nutso to boot. Together we can lead the Glorious Royal Mail into a New World Order of Letter Delivery, ushering in a Golden Age of DSA. Deutsch Post and TNT will fall beneath the hi-vis wearing Orange Order, the Blue Shirts will conquer all..

WITH THIS WORKING TIME DIRECTIVE, AND WAY FORWARD AGREEMENT I COMMEND THEE.
FORWARD MY RED POUCH WEARING LEGIONS!!


Do you want Croziers job btw? :coolr
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L Tommo
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Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
Gender: Male
Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!

SIGN ME UP DADDYO!!!

Post by L Tommo »

Sir Big AL !!! i would love lil ad's job when you boot his arse into next week..

Wot will my job discription be?>? ohh apart from rimming you every day after work.. (or the one day u actully work)


beg n scrape bow and hang my head infront of such grace and beauty!!!


BIG AL WE SALUTE YOU SIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!! :Very Happy


OUT
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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Anal Leighton
Posts: 25
Joined: 16 Jun 2007, 06:23
Gender: Male
Location: In cryo-stasis on the Nostromo

Post by Anal Leighton »

Hmm, lets see..
How about The Most Glorious Screwball, L Tommo, Kommandant of the Delivery Services and Rimmer Extraordinaire, O.B.E. (O Bloody 'Ell!)
You may rise now...
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