Grigori Perelman

[roadrunner bill]

This guy..... is a God..... genuis mathematian....

And makes mankind retards..... he solved the Poincaré conjecture

Try to understand his understanding of geometric analysis, Riemannian geometry..

[yellowbelly]

This guy..... is a God..... genuis mathematian....

And makes mankind retards..... he solved the Poincaré conjecture

Try to understand his understanding of pure mathematics..

Can he solve how 4 delivery walks into 3 works? If not then - meh!

[funkflex55]

This guy..... is a God..... genuis mathematian....

And makes mankind retards..... he solved the Poincaré conjecture

Try to understand his understanding of pure mathematics..

Can he solve how 4 delivery walks into 3 works? If not then - meh!

Even Sir Isaac Newton cannot figure out the new delivery model.

If Sx4 ≠ WLx4
Then Sx3 ≠ WLx4

Or something.

[roadrunner bill]

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[Mr Rush]

Even Sir Isaac Newton cannot figure out the new delivery model.

Which spurred him to develop calculus, which Wikipedia describes as:

the mathematical study of continuous change

[postslippete]

Mathematically, 4 duties into 3 works perfectly:

if you have 4 duties that each take 6 hours, then 4 x 6 = 24 hours worth of work
So if you only have 3 people, then 24 / 3 = 8 hours each


But RM don't want to pay 3 people for doing 8 hours on their duty, they only want to pay them for 6. So the only way this can work is if work is left behind....but then who is clearing up the work that is left behind? Another new entrant? will overtime be authorised? will the manager take out an extra loop in their brand new SUV? will it be done by unicorns?

[menditsa]

I'm smarter than him I've cracked it



Variable Breakdown :

L = Number of letters that definitely exist
S = Stamp aggression level (higher = angrier postie)
V_r = Red van velocity (measured in "tut-tuts per hour")
Q = Residual Queen energy (now just a polite ghost in the machine)
D_t = Delivery time in "should've been here yesterday" units
C = Customer complaints cubed (the cube root makes it scarier)
R = British rain probability (always ≈1)
M_lost = Mysterious lost mail dimension

This equation guarantees that when you plug in real values, the DM26 will output "Sorry, we're experiencing unexpected envelope-based turbulence" 100% of the time.

[funkflex55]

I'm smarter than him I've cracked it



Variable Breakdown :

L = Number of letters that definitely exist
S = Stamp aggression level (higher = angrier postie)
V_r = Red van velocity (measured in "tut-tuts per hour")
Q = Residual Queen energy (now just a polite ghost in the machine)
D_t = Delivery time in "should've been here yesterday" units
C = Customer complaints cubed (the cube root makes it scarier)
R = British rain probability (always ≈1)
M_lost = Mysterious lost mail dimension

This equation guarantees that when you plug in real values, the DM26 will output "Sorry, we're experiencing unexpected envelope-based turbulence" 100% of the time.

This is actually simpler than DM26!

[roadrunner bill]

I'm smarter than him I've cracked it



Variable Breakdown :

L = Number of letters that definitely exist
S = Stamp aggression level (higher = angrier postie)
V_r = Red van velocity (measured in "tut-tuts per hour")
Q = Residual Queen energy (now just a polite ghost in the machine)
D_t = Delivery time in "should've been here yesterday" units
C = Customer complaints cubed (the cube root makes it scarier)
R = British rain probability (always ≈1)
M_lost = Mysterious lost mail dimension

This equation guarantees that when you plug in real values, the DM26 will output "Sorry, we're experiencing unexpected envelope-based turbulence" 100% of the time.

This is actually simpler than DM26!

Brilliant

[roadrunner bill]

Grigori Perelman is seriously a superior human being..

He wanted no reward.. turned down all awards... a million pound.. a Olympic medal in the field of mathematics....

Lived a simple existence.. but was a genius..

Wanted to excel mathematics to higher level of understanding for the species....

While big corporate companies... like this one.. are obsessed with their own gain... greed.. money.. and profit... while at the same time.... destroying its workforce

Truley lacking true knowledge of the bigger picture....

[roadrunner bill]

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[Tman]

Is he a relation of yours?