Offices 'officially' in trouble?

[ted_e_bear]

Managers need to be sacked.

It’s not office managers at fault. We’ve had the same for the last 20 years+ and have gone from well run to a s**t show, so it is the more senior management at fault for me.

Out of interest where did it all go wrong ?

[SpacePhoenix]

Managers need to be sacked.

It’s not office managers at fault. We’ve had the same for the last 20 years+ and have gone from well run to a s**t show, so it is the more senior management at fault for me.

Local management in DOs and MCs probably just do as instructed by their managers otherwise they'll probably just get moved on and a new manager brought in who will do what the higher up managers instruct them to do.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Altens DO (AB10, AB11, AB12 and AB35)
Hyde DO (SK13, SK14 and SK16)
Londonderry DO (BT47 and BT48)
Plymouth North DO (PL2 and PL3)
Pontefract DO (WF7, WF8, WF9 and WF11)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)
Winterbourne DO (BS36)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

It is a semiperfect and an abundant number.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.

[Barnacle]

Managers need to be sacked.

It’s not office managers at fault. We’ve had the same for the last 20 years+ and have gone from well run to a s**t show, so it is the more senior management at fault for me.

That’s who I mean. From the OPL up.

[LouBarlow]

Managers need to be sacked.

It’s not office managers at fault. We’ve had the same for the last 20 years+ and have gone from well run to a s**t show, so it is the more senior management at fault for me.

Out of interest where did it all go wrong ?

I would say it was when contracts turned to s**t for new starters. I’ve been doing this job for over 20 years but I am a newbie in our office. A lot of old timers quit and were replaced and the new starters, understandably didn’t stick around when they realised they were earning less money than the person working next to them.

So we are short staffed. Given that the area manager is loaning out people from our under staffed office to bail out other worse off offices, well you get the idea.

It is actually impressive how far we have fallen. We’ve never made this list, but no word of a lie, we were a top 10 office nationwide a few years ago. If we are struggling I can’t even begin to imagine.

[clashcityrocker]

Out of interest where did it all go wrong ?

I would say it was when contracts turned to s**t for new starters.

It all turned to s**t when they introduced that silly clip on tie.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Altens DO (AB10, AB11, AB12 and AB35)
Erskine DO (PA7, PA8)
Grimsby DO (DN31 to DN37)
Hyde DO (SK13, SK14 and SK16)
Lichfield DO (WS7, WS13 and WS14)
Londonderry DO (BT47 and BT48)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
Pontefract DO (WF7, WF8, WF9 and WF11)
Sleaford DO (NG34)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)
Winterbourne DO (BS36)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Many many moons ago when I was a cab driver, 34 was my call handle.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.

[funkflex55]

Whitwood have been on the s**t list since 29th September which must be some kind of record.

Postman, when you get a minute, please can you make us a spreadsheet which tallies up how many times each office appears on the list? Then we can see who is the shittest of the shittest on the s**t list

[ted_e_bear]

Many many moons ago when I was a cab driver, 34 was my call handle.

If only it was 67

[Mr Rush]

It all turned to s**t when they introduced that silly clip on tie.

No, it was the introduction of shorts in 1992

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Altens DO (AB10, AB11, AB12 and AB35)
Ashington DO (NE22, NE62, NE63 and NE64)
Bingham DO (NG12 and NG13)
Congleton DO (CW4 and CW12)
Dundee East DO (DD4, DD5 and DD7)
Dunstable DO (LU5 and LU6)
Dyce DO (AB21)
Erskine DO (PA7, PA8)
Grimsby DO (DN31 to DN37)
Hyde DO (SK13, SK14 and SK16)
Inverclyde DO (PA14, PA15, PA16, PA17, PA18 and PA19)
Kettering DO (NN14, NN15 and NN16)
Lichfield DO (WS7, WS13 and WS14)
Lochgelly DO (KY5)
Londonderry DO (BT47 and BT48)
Nottingham South DO (NG2 and NG12)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
Plympton DO (PL7)
Pontefract DO (WF7, WF8, WF9 and WF11)
Radstock DO (BA3)
Renfrew DO (PA4)
Sleaford DO (NG34)
St Helens DO (WA9, WA10 and WA11)
Syston SPDO (LE7)
Uddingston DO (G71)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26 and CA28)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Daoism: 72 is significant as 8 (Yin) times 9 (Yang), representing a supreme concept.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.

[Mr Rush]

O the few who came in on Sunday to clear their frame, you fought for a lost cause.

I get why we're back on the list. What I find baffling is why we weren't on it last week when it was exactly as bad, but were on it in the middle of November when [insert metric here] was a lot better. I thought observing the office move in and out of the darkness would allow me to infer something about how the list operates - like determining the mass of Mercury from its motion. I must now scientifically conclude a demon is running the show.

[Barnacle]

O the few who came in on Sunday to clear their frame, you fought for a lost cause.

I get why we're back on the list. What I find baffling is why we weren't on it last week when it was exactly as bad, but were on it in the middle of November when [insert metric here] was a lot better. I thought observing the office move in and out of the darkness would allow me to infer something about how the list operates - like determining the mass of Mercury from its motion. I must now scientifically conclude a demon is running the show.

Demons are the only thing that makes the last few years make sense.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Altens DO (AB10, AB11, AB12, AB35)
Ashington DO (NE22, NE62, NE63, NE64)
Batley DO (WF5, WF15, WF16, WF17)
Belfast West DO (BT10, BT11, BT12, BT17)
Bingham DO (NG12, NG13)
Brixton DO (SW2)
Calderway DO (WF12, WF13, WF14)
Clevedon DO (BS21, BS49)
Congleton DO (CW4, CW12)
Dundee East DO (DD4, DD5, DD7)
Dunstable DO (LU5, LU6)
Dyce DO (AB21)
Erskine DO (PA7, PA8)
Grimsby DO (DN31-DN37)
Hyde DO (SK13, SK14, SK16)
Inverclyde DO (PA14, PA15, PA16, PA17, PA18, PA19)
Kettering DO (NN14, NN15, NN16)
Kilmarnock DO (KA1, KA2, KA3, KA4, KA16, KA17)
Lichfield DO (WS7, WS13, WS14)
Lochgelly DO (KY5)
Londonderry DO (BT47, BT48)
Motherwell DO (ML1)
North Tyneside DO (NE25, NE26, NE27, NE28, NE29, NE30)
Nottingham South DO (NG2, NG12)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44, OX49)
Plymouth DO (PL1, PL4, PL6, PL8, PL9)
Plympton DO (PL7)
Prescot DO (L34, L35)
Pontefract DO (WF7, WF8, WF9, WF11)
Radstock DO (BA3)
Renfrew DO (PA4)
Sleaford DO (NG34)
St Helens DO (WA9, WA10, WA11)
Syston SPDO (LE7)
Tipton DO (DY4)
Uddingston DO (G71)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)
Whitwood DO (WF6, WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Is the fourth Busy beaver number

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.

[Jaggs]

Our office has barely delivered a letter since 1st December and some walks hadn't gone out before that yet we still aren't on the list.