Picture perfect : Captions please

[POSTMAN]

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1: To Ofcom representatives-And as you can see Sonia carefully places the parcel into the york, while Bill gets another parcel to hand to her.
2: To new starters-And here is where I hide my breakfast baguette.

DON'T QUOTE THE WHOLE POST/PICTURES

[qwerty2]

"Lets play pass the parcel
Whoever wins gets VR"

[broughts]

This is one we prioritised earlier

[wookie]

Er, I don't know where this goes......

[Numberone63]

So our lower TEAM members have to actually physically walk the streets with these and the letters?

[Subman]

1. Choose one child as “Simon.” The other children gather around Simon, who gives instructions by saying, "Simon says, pass the parcel"

2. Managers are hard working

[derek watson]

Ok it's either the 1 in the nicest Hi Vis or the 1 playing pockets billiards will b Manager today ...They are both excellent examples of Senior Management... + a nice bonus will be coming their way after Xmas ..

[rambo1]

And this is why were investing millions we haven't got in super duper parcel sorting machines so humans like you can go on the dole.

[ad/ab]

now we know your all usually working from home but get these 3 yorks sorted pocket your £1000 bonus and get back to phil and holly .

[postieblueshirt]

As you can see our hi-viz vests are brand new and don't fit we only wear them when there's someone with a camera.

[HTPostman]

Team - phew it’s busy

[dazer0070]

1. I’m sure no one will notice that these are two exactly the same planted parcels for a publicly stunt….

2. This looks like a dildo everyone…snigger snigger

[smartin1982]

I think it’s this one that has the brain in it…
Whos turn is it?

[midegarelu]

That's it great, well done.
One parcel in each hand, now let's see you jiggle them!
Oops damn spell checker - should read "juggle them"

[midegarelu]

Well done lads.
Todays work complete.
Tea up.