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Offices 'officially' in trouble?

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POSTMAN wrote:
31 Mar 2025, 14:43
We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Bicester DO (OX25 to OX27)
Bognor Regis DO (PO21 and PO22)
Golders Green DO (NW11)
Ilford DO (IG1-IG6)
Oxford DO (OX1 and OX2)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
Wallingford DO (OX10 and OX49)
Waterlooville DO (PO7 and PO8)
Whitehaven DO (CA18-CA20, CA26 and CA28)
And again

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

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Could easily add another couple of hundred offices to that list. Misreporting is rife in the business - heard of one office that (can’t remember exact figures) reported in the region of 7 failures, however someone higher up turned up (maybe they were tipped off) & found there were something like 45 walks on the bench either full or part failures!!!!
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GRS wrote:
01 Apr 2025, 06:36
however someone higher up turned up (maybe they were tipped off) & found there were something like 45 walks on the bench either full or part failures!!!!
I'm sure after the guest has departed that management will do their utmost to uncover and thank the person that prompted the visit.

The DSM was a no-show for a meeting with the area rep in the office last week. Well, if I'd known that I would have mouthed off in this thread and ensured his presence.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

28


Bicester DO (OX25 to OX27)
Bognor Regis DO (PO21 and PO22)
Golders Green DO (NW11)
Ilford DO (IG1-IG6)
Oxford DO (OX1 and OX2)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
Wallingford DO (OX10 and OX49)
Waterlooville DO (PO7 and PO8)
Whitehaven DO (CA18-CA20, CA26 and CA28)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

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Cumbernauld DO must be going swimmingly so far then. :thumbup
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Londonsburning wrote:
02 Apr 2025, 18:15
Cumbernauld DO must be going swimmingly so far then. :thumbup
Well they're failing nearly 50 percent of delivery points every day say they should be on the list. Although failing 50 percent of walks doesn't usually get you on there especially when you massage the figures or the boss.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

13


Bicester DO (OX25 to OX27)
Golders Green DO (NW11)
Oxford DO (OX1 and OX2)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
Wallingford DO (OX10 and OX49)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

11


Bicester DO (OX25 to OX27)
Golders Green DO (NW11)
Oxford DO (OX1 and OX2)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

11 is part of a pair of Brown numbers. Only three such pairs of numbers are known.
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

15


Banbury DO (OX15, OX16 and OX17)
Bicester DO (OX25 to OX27)
Bristol North DO (BS6 and BS7)
Glossop DO (SK13)
Golders Green DO (NW11)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

If a positive definite quadratic form with integer matrix represents all positive integers up to 15, then it represents all positive integers via the 15 and 290 theorems.
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

14


Banbury DO (OX15, OX16 and OX17)
Bicester DO (OX25 to OX27)
Bristol North DO (BS6 and BS7)
Glossop DO (SK13)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

The Klein quartic is a compact Riemann surface of genus 3 that has the largest possible automorphism group order of its kind (of order 168) whose fundamental domain is a regular hyperbolic 14-sided tetradecagon, with an area of 8π by the Gauss-Bonnet theorem.
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

15


Banbury DO (OX15, OX16 and OX17)
Bristol North DO (BS6 and BS7)
Clogher DO (BT70, BT75, BT76 and BT77)
Glossop DO (SK13)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

There are 15 Archimedean solids and 15 Catalan solids when enantiomorphic forms are counted separately.
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Lots of new faces in Whitehaven both agency and posties from other offices.
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Walter sobchak wrote:
10 Apr 2025, 05:12
Lots of new faces in Whitehaven both agency and posties from other offices.
Is Whitehaven a pilot office?
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

11


Bristol North DO (BS6 and BS7)
Clogher DO (BT70, BT75, BT76 and BT77)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

The number 11 (alongside its multiples 22 and 33) are master numbers in numerology, especially in New Age.

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AYR DELIVERY
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GIRVAN DELIVERY
NEWTON MEARNS DELIVERY
DARLINGTON DELIVERY
HEXHAM DELIVERY
STOCKTON ON TEES DELIVERY
FLEETWOOD DELIVERY
LYTHAM ST ANNES DELIVERY
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HULL MALMO ROAD DELIVERY
LOUTH DELIVERY
SCUNTHORPE DELIVERY
HADLEIGH DELIVERY
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MOUNT PLEASANT W DELIVERY
NORTH FINCHLEY DELIVERY
STOKE NEWINGTON DELIVERY
TENTERDEN DELIVERY
TONBRIDGE DELIVERY
BULWELL DELIVERY
CARLTON DELIVERY
NOTTINGHAM NORTH DELIVERY
BRINKLOW DELIVERY
COVENTRY NORTH DELIVERY
MELTON MOWBRAY DELIVERY
CHELTENHAM DELIVERY
CLIFTON 65 DELIVERY
TROWBRIDGE DELIVERY
BLACKWOOD DELIVERY
CARDIFF DELIVERY
USK DELIVERY
ROMSEY DELIVERY
SALISBURY DELIVERY
WINCHESTER DELIVERY
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

6


Bristol North DO (BS6 and BS7)
Clogher DO (BT70, BT75, BT76 and BT77)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Hexameter is a poetic form consisting of six feet per line

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ANTRIM DELIVERY, BALLYMENA DELIVERY, AYR DELIVERY, CUMBERNAULD DELIVERY, GIRVAN DELIVERY, NEWTON MEARNS DELIVERY, DARLINGTON DELIVERY, HEXHAM DELIVERY, STOCKTON ON TEES DELIVERY, FLEETWOOD DELIVERY, LYTHAM ST ANNES DELIVERY, PRESTON SOUTH DELIVERY
HULL MALMO ROAD DELIVERY, LOUTH DELIVERY, SCUNTHORPE DELIVERY, HADLEIGH DELIVERY, SOUTHEND ON SEA DELIVERY, MOUNT PLEASANT W DELIVERY, NORTH FINCHLEY DELIVERY, STOKE NEWINGTON DELIVERY, TENTERDEN DELIVERY, TONBRIDGE DELIVERY, BULWELL DELIVERY, CARLTON DELIVERY, NOTTINGHAM NORTH DELIVERY, BRINKLOW DELIVERY, COVENTRY NORTH DELIVERY, MELTON MOWBRAY DELIVERY, CHELTENHAM DELIVERY, CLIFTON DELIVERY, TROWBRIDGE DELIVERY, BLACKWOOD DELIVERY, CARDIFF DELIVERY, USK DELIVERY, ROMSEY DELIVERYSALISBURY DELIVERY,
WINCHESTER DELIVERY
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.