MTTCRUSADER wrote:Stories please.
You could do a few about one particular " colourful" manager in a guild town MC .
Xmas - Attractive Female Casual , usual story: screws like flies round a jam jar , this character surprise, surprise wouldn't let anyone near her . They firstly got engaged over the tannoy as you do ! , but they'd fell out , so this one fancying himself as one of the boys starts hearing stories about her " tapping off " at Squires from the bag draggers on the loading bay .
Eventually ! there's a tannoy annoucement , groans & sighs from the staff : " I've seen the error of my ways , "A****n will you marry me ?", fortunately she accepted . This manager is known as Sgt Tackleberry as he was once a special constable , they'd pictures done by one of the PHG's with all the camera gear & studio lights with him in a NYC Police Uniform and her in a leather cat suit as you do!.
There was a breakin in the engineer's workshop , so he told everyone a calm approach was required " We're not looking for heros ", so he burst in and shouted nobody move and freeze but the place was empty.There was smoke near the MC but that was actually from the nearby M6 motorway , however Sgt Tackleberry took on himself to try and do the signals to get a police helicopter to land WTF ?
There's been a have a go hero with a ex -boxer LSM chasing after armed robbers on a locker ram raid , I'm sure his motives were honourable and it was nothing to do with the MCM wanting rid of him for his "refuelling issues ".
He asked one of the drunks whose actually fallen down a bus stairwell once at 1745 hrs to step outside , and challenged one of the night acting managers to a fight . He parked his customised Rover with personalized reg plate EASI 999 in the disabled parking space so everyone could look at his car as you do !. Unfortunately a girl{ " Ginger Spice "} , was bringing a disabled lad in for the night shift , a row ensued as his considered response was " What the f**k has it got to do with you , you fat ugly cow ? " , so it was reported to Personnel Warrington and dealt with under the zero tolerance B&H code .
There had been quite a procession of MCM's at the zoo , "Uncle D***" was given 4 1-2 yrs to sort the place out , the place had a poor EP and one of the worst absence records in the country , RM rewarded him by promoting him up to Area Manager of course !. Along came one of Anal's love children until he got a promotion to Manchester with more mech machines and cherry picked the best managers and probably brought his relatives in as well of course .
Next Manager had been "suddenly ' been moved from Birmingham after the Jermaine Lee suicide and shock horror RM actually disciplining their managers . Tackleberry Junior from Tackleberry's first marriage had a row at school with a ex -roofer AG's daughter . So as they do at that age , She said "Your Dad's going to get the sack " as this MCM wanted Brownie Points and a scalp to get a promotion . Tackleberry actually came in on his night off to have a word with this AG .
This David Brent style Motivational Manager has been off with depression---only at RM could this happen as the tablets wern't working , he used to have the same weeks off sick every year as he "mysteriously " always used to get stung by a horse fly. RM were OK about it as it was done on those stupid corporate team building exercises -who says RM Screws aren't trained or career developed eh ? .
Tackleberry turned up for his "welfare meeting " in a Rhinestone Cowboy Type Shirt with the then Dingle Dwarf NSM , maybe ATOS had suggested line dancing as therapy . the cynics suggested he'd got his online poker bill using that laptop he'd bought for £100 off one of the Asians on the night shifts .
