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ROCKY
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funny telly

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our funny telly is up and running now,it has a clock and everything,what will they think of next, problem is it keeps changing colour all the time and i can see it out of the corner of my eye its doing my head in
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iow1
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Post by iow1 »

yeah ours is plugged in and showing the same fecking clock. like i don't know what time it is. ours is in the canteen so no skiving for a meal relief cos you just can't escape the propaganda. :crazy: unless you count the dung house as a quite escape
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meweavy
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Re: funny telly

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ROCKY wrote:our funny telly is up and running now,it has a clock and everything,what will they think of next, problem is it keeps changing colour all the time and i can see it out of the corner of my eye its doing my head in
whats all yours up to
why am i getting clockwork orange flashbacks.. :shock:
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Post by POSTMAN »

Ours aint on and i feel i'm missing out :sad:
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Lets hope its not the George Orwell style 1984 tvs. I am not standing naked in front of it for nobody.
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Post by johnnyp »

You can bet they will be working very ,very soon ,pumping out royal mail propaganda and trying to brainwash us all :mad
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iow1
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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Lets hope its not the George Orwell style 1984 tvs. I am not standing naked in front of it for nobody.
not shy are you. didn't have you pegged down as that sort of bloke. get your nads out. stuff the diversity down their lying cheating necks :nana
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meweavy
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Post by meweavy »

iow1 wrote:
TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Lets hope its not the George Orwell style 1984 tvs. I am not standing naked in front of it for nobody.
not shy are you. didn't have you pegged down as that sort of bloke. get your nads out. stuff the diversity down their lying cheating necks :nana
the problem is theres no fit women at our place we can get our nads out with..and if its anything like 1984 the film that woman needed 1 hell of a trim.. :funneh
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DirtyHarry
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Post by DirtyHarry »

Ours is in the conference room and has never been switched on.............. Yet ! :pray
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ROCKY
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Post by ROCKY »

ANYONE KNOW WHEN THE BRAINWASHING IS DUE TO START,THOUGH TO BE FAIR YOU ARE GOING TO NEED SOME VERY STRONG SOAP AT OUR PLACE,MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE A WINDOW OPEN AND HOPE SOME KIND SOLE NICKS IT
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Homer
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Post by Homer »

WEVE GOT PORN ON OURS :dance :Very Happy :shock: OH NO SORRY IVE JUST WOKE UP AND ITS ON MY TELLY :d'oh!
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Carnoustie
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Re: funny telly

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ROCKY wrote:our funny telly is up and running now,it has a clock and everything
Ours ain't showing anything yet, but I'm expecting Big Al and Little Adam to be dispensing propaganda about the perilous state of Royal Mail, and how we've got to swallow a pay cut :no no

I wonder if Ladbrokes will offer odds that when our telly goes live, it will show a massive clock and be blasting out that old tune from wrinkly-rockers Europe. You know the one...

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN !!!!

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johnnyp
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Its Alive

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At w.t.l. this morning our telly came to life,some fella,(cant remember his name)from R.M.going on about how we have to change e.t.c. e.t.c. dont take this wrong north of the border but had a bit of trouble with his scottish accent,went on for about 15 mins with another bloke going on about the competition e.t.c. e.t.c. expect much more of this over the next few weeks.Did anyone else have it?
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I dinna ken what you mean. Sasanachs I canna understand a wurd.
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iow1
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DirtyHarry wrote:Ours is in the conference room and has never been switched on.............. Yet ! :pray
that's a bit cruel...... wot's that bird doing up in the conference room on her own. i admit she sounds like the wife shes not very switched on either

hold on a minute...... just struck me do you mean the tv!!!!
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