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Smokeyjoe · Post by **Smokeyjoe** » 11 May 2007, 15:45

Hello, i am a Postie of 20 years from Southern England

johnnyp · Post by **johnnyp** » 11 May 2007, 16:15

Hello and welcome smokeyjoe

southern Englands a big place friend,what part?

Smokeyjoe · Post by **Smokeyjoe** » 11 May 2007, 16:21

Hi Johnny, i'm from Pompey.

johnnyp · Post by **johnnyp** » 11 May 2007, 16:36

Have a look round mate ,theres plenty to talk about

ROCKY · Post by **ROCKY** » 11 May 2007, 18:41

WELCOME,HEAR ITS VERY NICE DOWN YOUR WAY

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 11 May 2007, 18:42

Us Northerners are being taken over Rocky, but as they say the more the merrier.

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 11 May 2007, 19:48

WELCOME!!!!!

OUT

DONT LET THE SCREWS GRIND YA DOWN!!

PS F.A.O. Northern Monkeys... We only let you live oop noorth to stop the jocks from getting dahn souwf n upsetting the local gentry!!

"what what what".....

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 11 May 2007, 19:53

And your dawn sarf to stop the Garlic eating French from making the UK sink under berets.

Pip pip old mate.

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 11 May 2007, 19:58

Not just the french we keep a beady mince out for TBT.. Its the Channel Tunnel as well as the illegals that pour in non stop!!!

It looks that you lot are better keeping the sweatys out than us dahn our end!!!!

Im off to join the home guard!!!

"THEY DONT LIKE IT UP EM CAPT MANNERING" A BIT OF COLD STEEL.."

OUT

I LUUUUUUUV GRAVEY MEEEEEE IM PROPER NORTHERN!!!!!

ROCKY · Post by **ROCKY** » 12 May 2007, 13:46

WELL YOU DO LIVE IN THE CELLAR OF THE COUNTRY IT STARTS TOP TO BOTTOM OF COURSE,AND EVERYONE KEEPS THE BEST STUFF IN THE MIDDLE,AND WE ALL NO IT TAKES FIVE SOUTHERNERS TO DO THE WORK OF ONE NORTHENER
CHIN UP TBT WE HAVE THEM WERE WE WANT THEM
DOWN THERE

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 12 May 2007, 16:49

Now old Bodica had a row!!! She could of done with a few NORTHERN ERBERTS TO HELP!!! But where were ya?????

2 busy oooop in gods country??? MY ARSE!!! You lot were to busy telling everybody "wot a lovely place, ---------- is." But at the drop of a hat up n move DAHN SOUF!!! N the Midlands are just a bland area of nothingness!!! Bullring??? bullshite!!!!
Why do u think the saying "SENT TO COVENTRY" Came from??? Who wants to live in a place so boring that inbreeding and hairy palms are the norm??? It says so on the doomsday book.... DONT LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR BRUM OR A 80 MILE RADIUS!!! FACT!!

SO WHAT HAVE THE MIDLANDS EVER GIVEN US????

OUT

BODICA WAS A ESSEX BIRD AND KILLED ROMANS AND MIDLANDERS IN HER WHITE SLINGBACKS!!! AND CHARIOT!!

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 12 May 2007, 17:06

Actually the famous battle in which Boudica died was in AD 60/61 but according to archaeological evidence Yorkshire was not invaded until AD69 and was not completely conquered until AD84. So us hard assed Northerners at least gave them a go.

- Southerner

Northerner

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 12 May 2007, 17:19

SPLITTERS!!!! "

Wot have the northern monkeys EVER GIVEN US??????"

Apart from Rugby League,, hahahahaha !!

Old Bodica was a game old stick and she wanted a bit of help but as you lot were cleaning out the pigion loft and scrubbing the whippet that day u couldnt help!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!

AD69 U got done??? Well if u came n helped on time WE COULD OF NOT HAD ROMAN RULE AT ALL,,, So im gonna stick u all in the late book for 8 years to be worked back in your own time!!!! SPLITTERS!!!!

OUT

I WAS BODICAS CHARIOTEER!!! BUT HAD A GAMMY LEG THE DAY SHE CROCKED IT!!!

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Hi

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Good to have you on board

Smokey old son!!

And every body with a raft or a lilo!!

WHERE WERE U LOT WHEN THE ROMANS PAID A VISIT????

The old girl would of lived longer if u lot helped!!!