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BMC
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Hello Everyone

Post by BMC »

:wave

I have worked at Bristol Mail Centre (thanks for the site info woemc :Applause ) for the past 6 years.

I love your site and the dancing banana man :nana

Oh and big kisses to L Tommo ;liar
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L Tommo
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BMC

Post by L Tommo »

ELLO... Nice big kiss n that, But y the big Nose???

OUT

DONT LET THE HOOTER GET U DOWN LUV!!! ;liar
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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Post by POSTMAN »

Tommo's famous everywhere :nana :nana :nana Image
Welcome mate.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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woemc
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Post by woemc »

Oi! I warned ya about our L Tommo, dont encourage him! :no no

Welcome girlie, your turn to get the coffees
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L Tommo
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WOEMC mate who's the doris???

Post by L Tommo »

So BMC is a girly friend of yours mate? Nice!!! has she got the Royal Mail Figure????

Not being sexist or nufin!!! :wink:

Now let me explain.. The Royal Mail figure.. Is a scientific factual shape and size a woman will have and it depends on the job she does ..

THE D.O. SHAPE = (WALKS) NO TITS BIG ARSE N HIPS..

THE D.O. SHAPE= (NON WALKS) NO TITS BIGGER ARSE N HIPS.

THE M.C SHAPE = (DRIVES) BIGGER TITS FIRM ARSE BUT BIG,HIPS SAME..

THE M.C. SHAPE = (SORTER) MASSIVE TITS MASSIVE ARSE AND HALF A DOZEN SADDLE BAGS FOR HIPS!

I hope ive explained the Royal Mail figure for all..


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DR L TOMMO is on house call only.. All size and shapes catered for!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:


ps its all in the craic...
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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woemc
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Post by woemc »

Hmmmm......By answering this, i could find myself without my best mate, the little fireman.




p.s. She is def MC Sorter shape ImageImage
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BMC
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Post by BMC »

OI!

Cheeky buggers!

Im very feminine shaped, thank you very much.


Im too busy to buy the coffee`s :cuppa
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L Tommo
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Ello My dear BMC!!

Post by L Tommo »

Its a pleasure to meet such a lovely lady!!! I hope your finding this site to your liking so far?
And if anytime you need any help or info dont think twice to ask me and i will pass you on to the
POSTMAN, (LAZY GIT)( :wave :Very Happy ) I hope you and your
VERY FEMININE FIGURE ARE HAPPY AND DOING WELL???

MMWWHHAAAAAA!!! SWEET DREAMS MY DEAREST!!!

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DONT LET THE NASTY WOEMC GRIND YOU DOWN.. BAD BAD MAN!! :no no :no no :no no :crazy: :Very Happy
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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