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RMCtv : Angela 'Less of the high jokes please' Noon : Since privatisation we've given you lot 5 billion in wages-yet shareholders have only had 2 Billion in divis

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RMCtv : Angela 'Less of the high jokes please' Noon : Since privatisation we've given you lot 5 billion in wages-yet shareholders have only had 2 Billion in divis

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From the workplace live

Angela 'Pennies makes Pounds' Noon : Chief Financial Officer

I mean, it's a question I got also myself, um, a couple of weeks ago,
RMCtv :Angela Noon Chief Financial Officer : Why we pay dividends to share holders and not use the money for pay rises : Needs to sack her researcher

I think the first thing I'd say is when we announced our results today this was actually group profits and it's important to note that GLS is actually half or just under half of our group profits.

And when we look at dividend and p, we are looking at it from a very different perspective, and I think the first thing I'd say is dividend is something that we can cancel at any time when we agree to a pay deal is something we're doing and we committed to perpetuate, so it has to be affordable.

I think that's the first thing I'd say.

And the other thing I'd say is that we basically when we look at, some of the comments on workplace, there's been a lot of comment about you've paid more dividend than you have pay and I think that's such a dangerous conversation and I try not to mix these two things because you really can't compare them.

But if I were to compare them since we IPO'd, we've actually given increases of almost five billion pounds and we've paid out dividends of only two billion.

And that's why I always caution because you know you really shouldn't compare these things because they are, as I said, quite quite different, but I hope that gives a bit of context.

And the other thing I say in terms of being affordable is, you know we've just announced those results today, and can I just say, thank you so much for all the team efforts, it was a solid performance and we are very proud of it.

But when we look at our outlook. we are actually now indicating to the market that we are going down to something around about three hundred million of profit and maybe just to put that in context because I'm sure many of you have read the press release.

We are a going down one hundred million from where we ended and announced today and that's a hundred million even after we've hoped to deliver three hundred and fifty million of savings, so that's quite a downturn.

And of course, it's it has a result of a lot of macroeconomic challenges which were announced today.

And so that's back to that affordability topic. we want to give a decent pay rise. we want to give you what you are due, but it is about affordability..



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The difference being Angela, we earned it for the company with blood and sweat!!
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Get on your knees and be grateful you got paid your wages...wtf!!
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Post by smartin1982 »

If that is the case, then they should be looking at a bonus payment (a decent one not a token gesture) separate from the pay rise but they aren’t . They aren’t that proud of what we’ve done at all, it’s just more lies.
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Whatever Angela ,an unhappy workforce will lose you a lot more money,my office has stopped the goodwill,in on time out on time and no time for lapsing,trolley's out cutting off,well you lot forced through a revision that never worked.Bring on the strike and shareholders will not get a penny next year.We get nothing they get nothing ,simple.
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Post by crimson king »

Do all these psychos really actually write like this, with all the "um" and "you knows' littered everywhere...or is it one person actually writing on behalf of them all or are they using some sort of speech to type software and they are actually monosyllabic?

I'm asking because this disaffected American teen style of dialogue is starting to get on my tits.

You know?
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She missed a sentence off the end.

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What a dumbass argument....

I'm starting to fear for the mental wellbeing of the entire senior management team.

Should we stage an intervention?
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crimson king wrote:
21 May 2022, 06:37
Do all these psychos really actually write like this, with all the "um" and "you knows' littered everywhere...or is it one person actually writing on behalf of them all or are they using some sort of speech to type software and they are actually monosyllabic?

I'm asking because this disaffected American teen style of dialogue is starting to get on my tits.

You know?
It's the latest thing in PR speech - to try and make the speaker seem more 'normal and approachable', to make them seem less like soulless corporate drones.
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It's the latest thing in PR speech - to try and make the speaker seem more 'normal and approachable
'

If they're trying to seem like illiterate morons they're pulling that off spectacularly.
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Post by blacov »

Well I thought Angela should know very well, that dividends are share of profits company makes while wages including potential rises are cost. She must be insane to even start talking about these two in the same sentence.

Using profits to pay huge dividends while predicting downturn and decreasing revenue means that they haven't thought one bit about their biggest asset - workforce. This is very dangerous game in delivery business given a huge number of people working front line. Instead of thinking how to reward us for delivering great results throughout pandemic they have given 400m to shareholders, at the time of paying dividends we were already experiencing inflated prices with further price rises announced. They decided to down play in my opinion very good financial results, tanking the share price and on top of that announced that there further cost cutting measures are necessary and they can pay us f**all unless we agree to give away everything we have.

I have a feeling that Simon is stepping on the thin ice. In my opinion this will be extremely turbulent time for the company, thanks to Simon's forced revisions, insulting workforce and promising the moon to shareholders. I think now no one is really pleased with what Simon has achieved. We are betrayed, insulted by his patronising comments and lack of acknowledgement, the market, shareholders are deeply worried that the bubble is about burst and Simon is not able to deliver what he has promised.
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Post by Wolf91 »

Minischoles wrote:
21 May 2022, 15:36
crimson king wrote:
21 May 2022, 06:37
Do all these psychos really actually write like this, with all the "um" and "you knows' littered everywhere...or is it one person actually writing on behalf of them all or are they using some sort of speech to type software and they are actually monosyllabic?

I'm asking because this disaffected American teen style of dialogue is starting to get on my tits.

You know?
It's the latest thing in PR speech - to try and make the speaker seem more 'normal and approachable', to make them seem less like soulless corporate drones.
Jesus. I thought it was a pisstake from Postman.
Very disturbing.
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Post by mjd24 »

Wolf91 wrote:
21 May 2022, 17:18
Minischoles wrote:
21 May 2022, 15:36
crimson king wrote:
21 May 2022, 06:37
Do all these psychos really actually write like this, with all the "um" and "you knows' littered everywhere...or is it one person actually writing on behalf of them all or are they using some sort of speech to type software and they are actually monosyllabic?

I'm asking because this disaffected American teen style of dialogue is starting to get on my tits.

You know?
It's the latest thing in PR speech - to try and make the speaker seem more 'normal and approachable', to make them seem less like soulless corporate drones.
Jesus. I thought it was a pisstake from Postman.
Very disturbing.
Its clearly taken from video or audio.
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It is from the videos from Workplace.
The latest ones this week were form a the Worplace live answering the most important questions about the pay.
RMCtv is where I copy the video as they can't be downloaded then I do a text to speech thing.
At times when I tidy it up I miss some of the umm's and err's etc, it's not on purpose to mug them off.

Everything 'RMCtv' related is from Workplace, be it the videos converted into text or the announcements on there.

It's a nice gift-that keeps giving.

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