Conspiracy theories. ...

[Slim2none]

As TBT said...This is a much better place for "theories".

So...tin foil hats at the ready...

"Grassy knoll"....discuss

[clashcityrocker]

As I understand it Kissinger was/is a communist who has put his top lizard Klaus Barbie Schwab in charge of the WEF in order to bring about world communism.
Basic income, no private property etc etc - all the things he clearly espoused while napalming Vietnam, overthrowing Allende and supporting the Dirty War of the Argentinian generals.

It is worth noting that Kissinger's first name is Heinz so there may well be 57 varieties of conspiracy theory.

[clashcityrocker]

Here's a story:
I worked with a bloke who believed the wasps on his landing was a plague sent by his voodoo practicing neighbour after they had a row about carpets. (Apparently all Africans practice voodoo)
The neighbour had stolen some of the clothes he had left out for a charity, extracted some DNA and summoned up the plague of wasps.
After consulting the anti-voodoo website (I kid you not) he turned around 3 times and blew the curse back in the direction of the voodoo practitioner.
This apparently worked along with the help of a council worker who came and destroyed the wasp nest.

I now realise that compared to some of the fruitcakes that have taken to posting on RMC, this bloke was relatively normal.

[Slim2none]

Brilliant Clash. Neighbours and the voodoo wasps! Can't tell you how much I want that to be a true story.

[LaggyBand]

My turn:

The “vaccine” will go down in history as the most catastrophic pharmaceutical intervention of all time.

The health of billions will deteriorate over the next few years, and they will die soon after.

This will be put down as an accident by normies, because:

Big Pharma accidentally chose the most toxic part of the virus to replicate in the body (no toxicology being done on this protein prior to rollout); and

They accidentally thought the spike generation would stay at the injection site (bio distribution survey since shows otherwise).

The “vaccinated” are now spike generation machines, spikes flowing through the blood causing enough varied damage to as not give off a signal too early before enough sheep enter the slaughterhouse.

Who’s turn next?

[Woody Guthrie]

The problem I have with this thread is that most of the really interesting conspiracy theories I've had relayed to me come from people with genuine diagnosed mental illness so it would feel like a bit of a piss take making fun of them but I did catch one of my customers burying D2D under his paving slabs because he believed the local Chinese restaurant was just a front for the Chinese government.

He had put so much effort into lifting those slabs I didn't have the heart to tell him it was Vietnamese..

[wookie]

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

[LaggyBand]

The problem I have with this thread is that most of the really interesting conspiracy theories I've had relayed to me come from people with genuine diagnosed mental illness so it would feel like a bit of a piss take making fun of them but I did catch one of my customers burying D2D under his paving slabs because he believed the local Chinese restaurant was just a front for the Chinese government.

He had put so much effort into lifting those slabs I didn't have the heart to tell him it was Vietnamese..

Give me an example of an interesting conspiracy theory you’ve had relayed to you

Edit: also you moan about threads quite a lot

[richietns]

The word "conspiracy" has been flipped and turned into "conspiracy theory"its a trigger word so anyone with alternative views can be called nuts,tin hat wearer etc,are Simon Thompson and board not conspiring to break up the company.

[LaggyBand]

The word "conspiracy" has been flipped and turned into "conspiracy theory"its a trigger word so anyone with alternative views can be called nuts,tin hat wearer etc,are Simon Thompson and board not conspiring to break up the company.

The term conspiracy theorist is actually part of the conspiracy; it was pushed in mainstream media after JFK got taken out as a dirty name normies could stick onto those questioning what happened.

So what you saying about today then? Mass depopulation agenda 2030 and removal of private property? I am.

[Woody Guthrie]

Of course the real reason that Conspiracy theory has become a derogatory term is the conflation between the two main definitions of theory.

A scientific theory is something that is supported by evidence or principles independent of itself.

A conspiracy theory is only supported by principles or evidence derived from the original supposition.

As the muppets once sung.

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Apparently the theory is Dave Grohl ripped it off for The Pretender...
Just saying..

[richietns]

ha ha I dont know what to say.

[k979aaa]

That Royal mail will be broken up as per the the threats of a bitter CEO!

[richietns]

There is a grey area though woody were what is actually happening which alot of people just dont think for instance RM won't be broke up like strike breakers lets say who refuse to believe it for an example and the fact that it is actually in progress the "conspiracy theorists"who can see ie.putting everything together,ST plough through,kecklinsky or whatever his name is takeover,government talking about banning strikes,just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't.

[Woody Guthrie]

It's just one potential outcome.
There are others.

Kretinsky has a lot on his plate at the moment and I doubt Royal Mail is his major priority, the kind of money involved is actually small potatoes to him.

Gas transportation is his major distraction, particularly in the EU.
Simon is a fly by night opportunist who would walk tomorrow if a better opportunity came up, none of the major players in this drama are as invested as you think.

That's the danger with conspiracy theories, you tend to get so involved in the conspiracy you miss the big picture which is usually that those involved aren't as involved as you.