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As I'm not getting enough punishment from RM, I thought I would order a copy of
Chip Button's "Mastering the Art of Self-Flagellation".
I'll probably start the first exercise tonight...before cocoa and bedtime.
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Anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Only dead fish follow the current
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Jim Browning is back with a new clip. :Applause

And this latest one really makes my blood boil! :evil/mad

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I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Inspired from PBDs post in the jokes thread:
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Ring, Ring, Ring the bell,
Knock the door twice too,
Can you answer quickly now,
For I must go poo poo.
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Maradona was clearly light years ahead of his colleagues.
Given what we now know about heading the ball it was far safer to poke the ball past Shilton with his hand.
And as the debate rages as to whether football could be more skilful without heading we only need to look at that second goal - probably the greatest goal ever scored. (The assist of Hector Enrique so cruelly overlooked by commentators)
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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Mail carrier: "I just spilled a bottle of water."

Yeah, right. :roll:



Sept. 15, 2021 ~ Neighbors Concerned that Local Mail Carrier Accused of Urinating on Mailbox Still Works Route
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Now I love a good Chinese/Amazon branded product as much as the next 'homie'. I'm a sucker for them 5 star reviews. So when I saw the PrizeLad 701 piece socket set with bonus adjustable wrench, I just had to hit that buy button. That's nearly 2 sockets a day for a whole year!
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Virgin tv UHD channel women yoga NOW! who knew...
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
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Has anyone seen the pliers.........? And where's the Chaka Demus?
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Today I didn't know whether to join the queue for petrol or the queue for carbon dioxide.
Decisions. Decisions.......
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