Van sharing

[ted_e_bear]

Every Monday my workmate turns up with vile flatulence, he says it’s his wife’s onion stuffing, I have asked him to do it outside van, but he just ignores me, soon as he’s in the van he lifts his leg & let’s out a rasp, it stinks, makes my eyes water what can I do

I'd be tempted to retaliate, 10 pints and a vindaloo should do the trick, if you're not the confrontational type then maybe have a word with his wife regarding her stuffing recipe, perhaps she could substitute the offending onions for something a bit less potent, chopped carrots and celery would be a good option.

[Barnacle]

Every Monday my workmate turns up with vile flatulence, he says it’s his wife’s onion stuffing, I have asked him to do it outside van, but he just ignores me, soon as he’s in the van he lifts his leg & let’s out a rasp, it stinks, makes my eyes water what can I do

Febreeze him liberally every time he does it.

[SpacePhoenix]

Every Monday my workmate turns up with vile flatulence, he says it’s his wife’s onion stuffing, I have asked him to do it outside van, but he just ignores me, soon as he’s in the van he lifts his leg & let’s out a rasp, it stinks, makes my eyes water what can I do

I'd be tempted to retaliate, 10 pints and a vindaloo should do the trick, if you're not the confrontational type then maybe have a word with his wife regarding her stuffing recipe, perhaps she could substitute the offending onions for something a bit less potent, chopped carrots and celery would be a good option.

Onion, garlic, sprouts, baked beans and maybe butter beans, and maybe a few chillis thrown in, that should be a potent mix