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Oldest homephone sign up ???

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onlyanother30years
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Oldest homephone sign up ???

Post by onlyanother30years »

:dance :dance :dance Today a old granny of 93 years young was signed up for home phone in our office, can anybody beat that, now no cheating its only a bit of fun :dance :dance :dance
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Post by billyhayes »

Feckin 'ell that takes some beating! I bet she did as well before you could get her to sign on the dotted line...
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Post by armani »

So, taking it further on the premise that your calculation is correct.

If each office sold 73 packages per year we would double our money. That does not include WHS conversions or Sub offices. Nor does it include internet/external marketing sales.

That works out at less than 2 per week. Not a hard product to promote, most people have Broadband now.

Looks like a fantastic opportunity to increase income for the PO
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Post by onlyanother30years »

Am I reading right, Armani the super salesperson cannot beat 93 years - shame on you, we will never get out of the s**t with the likes of you on board.
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Post by billyhayes »

I just knew you would take the bait primark!

You are so predictable :funneh

I purposely left the remaining equations down to someone else as I knew they weren't really that high and I wanted their knight in shining polyester to come to the defence...

But I must agree with you on one point, it is ONLY 2 PER WEEK, lets see what transpires on tuesdays WTL to see what each greedy little SAM/branch manager adds to this figure.

By the way what office was it you worked in again?
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Post by armani »

billyhayes wrote:I just knew you would take the bait primark!

You are so predictable :funneh

I purposely left the remaining equations down to someone else as I knew they weren't really that high and I wanted their knight in shining polyester to come to the defence...

But I must agree with you on one point, it is ONLY 2 PER WEEK, lets see what transpires on tuesdays WTL to see what each greedy little SAM/branch manager adds to this figure.

By the way what office was it you worked in again?
Not taking the bait. Just being truely transparent. Infact when you look over the calendarised branch targets you will see the figures for Broadband. Our office sits at between 2-4 each week.

Tomorrows WTL is something to do with pay I think seen the manager preparing things for it today. The BB WTL has been on their desk for weeks and not been issued yet.

And, it doesn't matter what office I'm from. I'm just part of a big wonderful group of people :Very Happy
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Post by DGP1 »

armani wrote:
billyhayes wrote:I just knew you would take the bait primark!

You are so predictable :funneh

I purposely left the remaining equations down to someone else as I knew they weren't really that high and I wanted their knight in shining polyester to come to the defence...

But I must agree with you on one point, it is ONLY 2 PER WEEK, lets see what transpires on tuesdays WTL to see what each greedy little SAM/branch manager adds to this figure.

By the way what office was it you worked in again?
Not taking the bait. Just being truely transparent. Infact when you look over the calendarised branch targets you will see the figures for Broadband. Our office sits at between 2-4 each week.

Tomorrows WTL is something to do with pay I think seen the manager preparing things for it today. The BB WTL has been on their desk for weeks and not been issued yet.

And, it doesn't matter what office I'm from. I'm just part of a big wonderful group of people :Very Happy
I think you might have upset him :crazy: :crazy: 'I knew it was a trap all the time' so sad Primark, just admit you got caught out :Very Happy
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Post by armani »

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
armani wrote:
billyhayes wrote:I just knew you would take the bait primark!

You are so predictable :funneh

I purposely left the remaining equations down to someone else as I knew they weren't really that high and I wanted their knight in shining polyester to come to the defence...

But I must agree with you on one point, it is ONLY 2 PER WEEK, lets see what transpires on tuesdays WTL to see what each greedy little SAM/branch manager adds to this figure.

By the way what office was it you worked in again?
Not taking the bait. Just being truely transparent. Infact when you look over the calendarised branch targets you will see the figures for Broadband. Our office sits at between 2-4 each week.

Tomorrows WTL is something to do with pay I think seen the manager preparing things for it today. The BB WTL has been on their desk for weeks and not been issued yet.

And, it doesn't matter what office I'm from. I'm just part of a big wonderful group of people :Very Happy
I think you might have upset him :crazy: :crazy: 'I knew it was a trap all the time' so sad Primark, just admit you got caught out :Very Happy
Not at all. Just helping to simplify Billys equation