Brown says UK postal workers should accept 2.5 pct pay offer

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Yer rotten shower of gets! Fancy saying all dat stuff about stopping the akkers goin' ter der Labour Party la? Youse don't know yiz are born! I remember wen Maggie was de 'ead serang lad! Let me tell yez, dere was ozzies closin' down, an' skools gettin shut down all over der show. We waz on the bones of our arses until Blair (may dey make dat lad a saint sum day!) tuk over de cuntry an' started ter do a proper job wid everyfing. Of course 'e sold out the dockers, but dat was an acceptable price ter 'ave ter pay fer de modernization of dem ports in Kent an' 'ere in me own back yard. A'rite, dey say 'e follers George Bush an' dat, but he waz always a frend of de werkin' man. 'E'd be welcum on de kop enytime by me! A course, 'e might get wellied by everyone else, but I tink 'e's great. As fer Brown, 'e's a good sosherlist, jus like meself. 'E carnt do everyfing all at once like, yer know, but 'e's the lad ter put tings right in dis country. Dere is no way I'll be stoppin' the poke goin' ter de Labour Party la! No friggin' chance er dat 'appenin' at all. So in conclusion, up der werkers! Yoonited we will stand! See yer la! I'm off for a few bevvies in der Big 'ouse on Lime Street wid Gordon. Get de ale in la!

Red Billy H.
Genril Sekretery

-- DO YOU WRITE FOR THE VIS COMIC ? ........lol

That would be a surreal Viz comic strip , a union leader with phonetic broad scouse speech bubbles brawling with the far left and propping up the bar with the PM & cabinet ministers . Postman Plod's not made a appearance since 2004 .The Character would need a clown's costume with New Labour printed on though !

No, this is a serious letter from our Glorious Leader! I might speak like this, but I certainly couldn't write like it.