Royal Mail to insist Upon company song at WTL sessions

[Mr. Auburger]

As part of the new company ethos all ROYAL MAIL DELIVERY STAFF will have to sing the new company song at WTL sessions to help promote TEAM spirit

The song is as follows............


ROYAL MAIL COMPANY SONG
( to the tune of "Glory Glory Halalujah" )


I was just a little lad, a boy of 17
When I joined the Royal Mail, the like's before I'd never seen
They worked me half to death, and the DOM was so mean
Alan Leighton made a Postman out of me !

Crozier deserve's a raise, how can he get by ?
3.3 million pounds last year, brings tears to your eyes
Alan Leightons been gaining weight, he ate all the pies
Alan Leighton made a Postman out of me !

Glory Glory Alan Leighton
He could stand in for Satan
Oh s**t, I'll be late in
And I'll be on a stage warning !

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[johnnyp]

Its got to be that Talking Heads classic Road to Nowhere

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Or - and you dont need to change the words either

We've Gotta Get Out Of This Place
by the Animals

In this dirty old part of the city where the sun refuses to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in trying
Now, my girl, you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true,
You'll be dead before your time is due, (I know)

Watch my daddy in bed and dying
Watch his hair been turning grey
He's been working and slaving his life away, (Oh yes I know)

He's been working so hard
I've been working too baby, (every night and day)

(Chorus)
We've gotta get out of this place
if it's the last thing we ever do
We've gotta get out of this place
Girl there's a better life for me and you

Now my girl you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true
You'll be dead before your time is due, (I know it)

Watch my daddy in bed and dying
Watch his hair been turning grey
He's been working and slaving his life away (I know)

He's been working so hard
I've been working too baby,

(Chorus)

Somewhere baby
Somehow I know it baby

(Chorus)

Believe me baby
I know it baby
You know it too

[Big Daz]

Mr. Auburger


You have made my day with that little song. Lets all record it and release it on CD it would make millions!

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Mr. Auburger


You have made my day with that little song. Lets all record it and release it on CD it would make millions!

I agree just dont let Adam and Al market it . They'll buy the record company for £2M and sell it for a £1. They did it once they'll do it again.