Offices 'officially' in trouble?

[ted_e_bear]

I see Tootings back that didn't last long

[oypostie]

Tooting Popular Front are on manoeuvres

[LouBarlow]

power to the people!

[Barnacle]

I’ve ordered the hat and the Che poster. Hope they’re not coming via Tooting.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Sleaford DO (NG34)
Wallingford DO (OX10 and OX49)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

One such superstition, called "Three on a Match", says that it is unlucky to be the third person to light a cigarette from the same match or lighter. This superstition is sometimes asserted to have originated among soldiers in the trenches of the First World War when a sniper might see the first light, take aim on the second and fire on the third.

[oypostie]

Wot no Tooting

[POSTMAN]

Does tooting mean farting?

Flatulence: Everything You Wanted to Know About Farting ...
It's considered both rude and crude — something you simply shouldn't do around other people. The act goes by many names — cutting the cheese, blowing a raspberry, letting it rip, passing gas, breaking wind and tooting. But it is most known as farting.

Units that report three consecutive days of farting gets you on the list and public RM smells disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days holding it in to get off the list (well below and back to stable smells)

[Barnacle]

Cutting the cheese

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Ilford DO (IG1, IG2, IG3, IG4, IG5 and IG6)
Sleaford DO (NG34)
Wallingford DO (OX10 and OX49)
Waterlooville DO (PO7 and PO8)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Not so sweet.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Ilford DO (IG1, IG2, IG3, IG4, IG5 and IG6)
Saxmundham DO (IP17)
Sleaford DO (NG34)
Wallingford DO (OX10 and OX49)
Waterlooville DO (PO7 and PO8)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Where Pythagoreans saw 17 in between 16 from its Epogdoon of 18 in distaste, the ratio 18:17 was a popular approximation for the equal tempered semitone (12-tone) during the Renaissance.

[scoobydo79]

Waterlooville keeps appearing . Any one there able to say what’s happening there please?

[Barnacle]

Waterlooville keeps appearing . Any one there able to say what’s happening there please?

Yes and Wallingford.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Ilford DO (IG1, IG2, IG3, IG4, IG5 and IG6)
Lanark DO (ML8 and ML11)
Saxmundham DO (IP17)
Sleaford DO (NG34)
Wallingford DO (OX10 and OX49)
Waterlooville DO (PO7 and PO8)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

[scoobydo79]

Can We assume these are the offices with vertical prep frames, late finish DPR routes and larger deliveries due to oversize being taken off shared vans?

[Barnacle]

Vertical prep frames sound a lark.