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Retractable van key lanyards

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TopperGas
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by TopperGas »

Smoothbackground wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 18:26
They’re far from useless. They save me time every day. And the lanyard cord doesn’t go anywhere near the steering wheel in any of the OMVs I’ve driven.
Saves you from doing what every day? It's hardly difficult to turn off the ignition and take the key with you whenever you get out of the van?

Do you now have one for your own car as well just he case you park it and walk off with the key still left in the ignition?
Smoothbackground
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Smoothbackground »

TopperGas wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 21:27
Smoothbackground wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 18:26
They’re far from useless. They save me time every day. And the lanyard cord doesn’t go anywhere near the steering wheel in any of the OMVs I’ve driven.
Saves you from doing what every day? It's hardly difficult to turn off the ignition and take the key with you whenever you get out of the van?

Do you now have one for your own car as well just he case you park it and walk off with the key still left in the ignition?
It saves me at least 10 seconds at every stop, probably much more, in not having to hunt in my left pocket for the van key on my return to the van. That’s 10-15 minutes saved on a busy day in hunting for a van key.

No, not necessary for my car — I’m not in and out of my car 150-200 times a day.
yellowbelly
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by yellowbelly »

Smoothbackground wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 03:54
TopperGas wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 21:27
Smoothbackground wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 18:26
They’re far from useless. They save me time every day. And the lanyard cord doesn’t go anywhere near the steering wheel in any of the OMVs I’ve driven.
Saves you from doing what every day? It's hardly difficult to turn off the ignition and take the key with you whenever you get out of the van?

Do you now have one for your own car as well just he case you park it and walk off with the key still left in the ignition?
It saves me at least 10 seconds at every stop, probably much more, in not having to hunt in my left pocket for the van key on my return to the van. That’s 10-15 minutes saved on a busy day in hunting for a van key.

No, not necessary for my car — I’m not in and out of my car 150-200 times a day.
10 seconds every stop! What else have you got in your pockets that makes it take that long?
Smoothbackground
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Smoothbackground »

yellowbelly wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 16:30
10 seconds every stop! What else have you got in your pockets that makes it take that long?
Too much! Marker pens, drop key, cigarette lighter, cigarettes, gloves. The other pocket is even more littered — 739s, pens, my car key, mobile phone, some other crap I can’t remember.
woodpecker
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by woodpecker »

No need for all that extra rubbish in trouser pockets!!!
Thommo44
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Thommo44 »

Smoothbackground wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 17:42
yellowbelly wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 16:30
10 seconds every stop! What else have you got in your pockets that makes it take that long?
Too much! Marker pens, drop key, cigarette lighter, cigarettes, gloves. The other pocket is even more littered — 739s, pens, my car key, mobile phone, some other crap I can’t remember.
6 pockets in a pair of Royal Mail shorts
Smoothbackground
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Smoothbackground »

Thommo44 wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 18:39
6 pockets in a pair of Royal Mail shorts
But you’d still have to retrieve the van key from your pocket. With it on a lanyard it is instantly to hand at all times.
TopperGas
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by TopperGas »

woodpecker wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 18:28
No need for all that extra rubbish in trouser pockets!!!
All I keep in my right hand shorts/trousers pocket is my van keys, how much time does it take retracting the lanyard every time you have to get out of the van?
ted_e_bear
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by ted_e_bear »

TopperGas wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 18:45
woodpecker wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 18:28
No need for all that extra rubbish in trouser pockets!!!
All I keep in my right hand shorts/trousers pocket is my van keys, how much time does it take retracting the lanyard every time you have to get out of the van?
Similar try to have as little as possible in my pockets, I take a rucksack for all my incidental stuff that I don't need about my person at all times - car keys, hat, sarnie box, cagoule etc
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Smoothbackground
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Smoothbackground »

TopperGas wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 18:45
All I keep in my right hand shorts/trousers pocket is my van keys, how much time does it take retracting the lanyard every time you have to get out of the van?
It retracts automatically with a slight downward tug.

Another advantage — when lifting a heavy box with both hands you can lock the van without needing to somehow get the key in your pocket, thus obviating the need to put the box down on the ground, lock the van, put key safely in pocket, then re-lift big box from the ground, etc, etc. Anyway, the lanyard works well for me even if not for you/others.
Londonsburning
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Londonsburning »

Smoothbackground wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 20:00
TopperGas wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 18:45
All I keep in my right hand shorts/trousers pocket is my van keys, how much time does it take retracting the lanyard every time you have to get out of the van?
It retracts automatically with a slight downward tug.

Another advantage — when lifting a heavy box with both hands you can lock the van without needing to somehow get the key in your pocket, thus obviating the need to put the box down on the ground, lock the van, put key safely in pocket, then re-lift big box from the ground, etc, etc. Anyway, the lanyard works well for me even if not for you/others.
Mobile phone?? What about your "smart phone?" and your "cell phone?" :chuckle
Hitcher
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Hitcher »

Tried it once and it got caught up in the seatbelt. :crazy:
Londonsburning
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Londonsburning »

Smoothbackground wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 20:00
TopperGas wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 18:45
All I keep in my right hand shorts/trousers pocket is my van keys, how much time does it take retracting the lanyard every time you have to get out of the van?
It retracts automatically with a slight downward tug.

Another advantage — when lifting a heavy box with both hands you can lock the van without needing to somehow get the key in your pocket, thus obviating the need to put the box down on the ground, lock the van, put key safely in pocket, then re-lift big box from the ground, etc, etc. Anyway, the lanyard works well for me even if not for you/others.
obviating
genuine question, is English your first language? Because I have never heard that word uttered by another human being in my 56 years on this planet lol
menditsa
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

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Playing conkers with the local kids and smashing it it with mine :whistle
Mr Rush
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Mr Rush »

menditsa wrote:
18 Oct 2025, 18:37
Playing conkers with the local kids and smashing it it with mine :whistle
I hope you had your hi-viz on, and in the absence of eye protection you conducted a proper dynamic risk assessment.
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